PASS - People Against Straight Sex

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

That's not as high priority on the list. It's only at the "shotgun then a long talk with the kids", not "shotgun and then take the kids to therapy".

If you think I'm overprotective, imagine what I'll do to scare my future daughter's boyfriend into complying with that "bring her back by 9 at the latest, or I'll show you all of the ways to inflict pain that I've learned from karate".

And no, I won't make a donation to this cause.

What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.