PASS - People Against Straight Sex

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by NonCon

So your daughter's girlfriend doesn't have to have her home by 9? How very progressive of you.

That won't happen. If all logic says it's unavoidable then I'll go to my last resort and trigger the series of events that will destroy the world within a month. It takes serious effort not to do it right now out of boredom.

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

What is your opinion on human-lizard relations? And by relations, I mean blood evaporating, scale shedding, tail melting, eye splitting interspecies sex.

Damn communists, every time you turn around they're trying for some impractical or just plain stupid concept. Makes a man want to stab them and make them puke blood.

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Also your daughter will rebel against your overprotective ways and will totally end up at an arts college where she will be taught by some raggedly hippy who will seduce her with his worldy ways and revolutionary attitudes. LIKE ME.

Oh the scary parenting shit I'm capable of, she'll question her own sanity if she does anything that would make other people question her sanity (no you guys don't count as people as I have not seen proof of your physical existence and the logic that you use doesn't help either).