ALIENS! - Page 3

Magus · 10-23-2010, 03:51 PM

The ancient powers are never shy about handing out such rewards. It costs them nothing and pitiful normals are often able to be made loyal for life with such meaningless symbolism such as medals, flags, awards, etc.

I mean, mind control, psychoactive drugs, and hexes help as well, but often loyalty can be bought with some shiny worthless tin.

TDK · 10-23-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

There is military in Antartica.

What for?

Flarecobra · 10-23-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TDK

What for?

Well, space is cold, right? And Antartica is the coldest place on Earth...

And remember, you can trust me, I used to work for the government.

Archbio · 10-23-2010, 04:17 PM

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Plato was an alien! Oh wait!

I'm short on time because They are coming to silence me, but Plato was a virus!

And by virus I mean a guy with shades in black leather inside a computer simulation.

TDK · 10-23-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Well, space is cold, right?

Nope. =P

KeienSlayer · 10-23-2010, 05:41 PM

God, you people. Why do you think the Governments don't silence you when you bring up all this talk about Aliens? It's because you're looking in the wrong direction!

The government has obviously encountered the Mole Men and are now using their technology to build the new energy race! Why would any but a cave dwelling species come up with the idea to charge batteries via sunlight?

I only hope that many people read this before the secret agent mole men sneak in, kill me, and delete this post.

Flarecobra · 10-23-2010, 06:31 PM

Well, think. Space is cold. Meterorites come from space. The most meterorites are found in Antartica. Antartica is cold. The military is there, conducting operations.

Obviously, the meterorites are rock monsters that want to turn Earth into an iceball, and the militaries are fighting back, trying to keep the Earth warm. That's why the seasons have been getting more and more extreme.

Nique · 10-23-2010, 06:55 PM

Aliens will not attack us as long as we keep Joss Whedon alive, as they are fans of Joss Whedon, whom I suspect may himself be an Alien.

Aldurin · 10-23-2010, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

And remember, you can trust me, I used to work for the government.

We've been watched this whole time, I knew it!!

Burn Flarecobra at the steak!!!

TDK · 10-23-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Well, think. Space is cold. Meterorites come from space. The most meterorites are found in Antartica. Antartica is cold. The military is there, conducting operations.

Obviously, the meterorites are rock monsters that want to turn Earth into an iceball, and the militaries are fighting back, trying to keep the Earth warm. That's why the seasons have been getting more and more extreme.

I object to your theory on the grounds that space is not cold. :I

10-23-2010, 03:51 PM	#21
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	The ancient powers are never shy about handing out such rewards. It costs them nothing and pitiful normals are often able to be made loyal for life with such meaningless symbolism such as medals, flags, awards, etc. I mean, mind control, psychoactive drugs, and hexes help as well, but often loyalty can be bought with some shiny worthless tin. __________________ The Valiant Review

10-23-2010, 05:41 PM	#26
KeienSlayer The guy who did the thing Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 56	God, you people. Why do you think the Governments don't silence you when you bring up all this talk about Aliens? It's because you're looking in the wrong direction! The government has obviously encountered the Mole Men and are now using their technology to build the new energy race! Why would any but a cave dwelling species come up with the idea to charge batteries via sunlight? I only hope that many people read this before the secret agent mole men sneak in, kill me, and delete this post. __________________ Searching for a properly witty and elegant quote. Apply within.

10-23-2010, 06:31 PM	#27
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Well, think. Space is cold. Meterorites come from space. The most meterorites are found in Antartica. Antartica is cold. The military is there, conducting operations. Obviously, the meterorites are rock monsters that want to turn Earth into an iceball, and the militaries are fighting back, trying to keep the Earth warm. That's why the seasons have been getting more and more extreme. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.