An odd question about calendars

[Nique]

i was gonna be like, 'dude, I'll just mail you a calendar if you're hard up' or whatever, but now i see you're just being picky and cheap! For shame.

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Nique

i was gonna be like, 'dude, I'll just mail you a calendar if you're hard up' or whatever, but now i see you're just being picky and cheap! For shame.

Oh I'm cheap eh let's see what IQ has to say about that

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

I got a calendar from the grocery store five minutes down the road by donating roughly 25 cents to charity. It has kinda glossy paper but not so it's hard to write on, 12 pages and a hole to hang it on the wall. Pretty much all you can ask for.

I'm just saying if you're going to spend 10 dollars or more on one I hope it has some significant bonus features like giving oral sex.

Apparently I am simply being an intelligent and savvy consumer in my quest for the calendar which is both cheap and gives a decent blowjob.

[Nikose Tyris]

Originally Posted by Magus

Apparently I am simply being an intelligent and savvy consumer in my quest for the calendar which is both cheap and gives a decent blowjob.

You're cheap and the blowjobs are terrible, you get papercuts and shit and the blood ruins the calendar.