"What Would You Do If The Political Situation Was Left Up To You?" or...

Thadius · 05-19-2011, 01:39 AM

The USA? Beholden to my whims?

Oh, it's like the birthday I always wanted!

Okay. First order of business. Sell Hawaii and Alaska. I am NOT flying thousands of miles to be burned to death by lava or frozen to death by Arctic wasteland. As an added bonus, Sarah Palin will probably be a citizen of Russia! I don't actually know if that's true, but she won't be MY problem anymore!

Second order of business. Return California and Florida unto the oceans. Seriously, those states are making the rest of the country look bad. What few businesses we have there that I care about can be relocated to other, emptier states!

Third order of business. The grand restructuring. It's...complicated. It's lengthy. It's the system I envision that ~~will~~ should replace our current, broken one. What it boils down to is the elimination of corruption in positions of authority, while allowing those that have the will and capacity to take said positions of authority. I have a document somewhere that goes into greater detail than I can put down now.

Fourth order? Adding chlorine the gene pool. I have long held a belief that stupid cannot be taught. Cannot be learned. It is something you are born with. Not ignorance, you can CURE ignorance with information and facts. Stupid people...you hear about them all the time. And they drive me nuts. I'd take measures to ensure that there would no longer be an excess of stupid people. Where'd that flamethrower go?...

If I come up with more orders of business, I'll be back!

05-19-2011, 01:39 AM	#11
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	'scuse me while I whip this out. The USA? Beholden to my whims? Oh, it's like the birthday I always wanted! Okay. First order of business. Sell Hawaii and Alaska. I am NOT flying thousands of miles to be burned to death by lava or frozen to death by Arctic wasteland. As an added bonus, Sarah Palin will probably be a citizen of Russia! I don't actually know if that's true, but she won't be MY problem anymore! Second order of business. Return California and Florida unto the oceans. Seriously, those states are making the rest of the country look bad. What few businesses we have there that I care about can be relocated to other, emptier states! Third order of business. The grand restructuring. It's...complicated. It's lengthy. It's the system I envision that ~~will~~ should replace our current, broken one. What it boils down to is the elimination of corruption in positions of authority, while allowing those that have the will and capacity to take said positions of authority. I have a document somewhere that goes into greater detail than I can put down now. Fourth order? Adding chlorine the gene pool. I have long held a belief that stupid cannot be taught. Cannot be learned. It is something you are born with. Not ignorance, you can CURE ignorance with information and facts. Stupid people...you hear about them all the time. And they drive me nuts. I'd take measures to ensure that there would no longer be an excess of stupid people. Where'd that flamethrower go?... If I come up with more orders of business, I'll be back! __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.