Miyamoto: "Nintendo Wii U is okay I guess sort of not really"

Professor Smarmiarty · 06-24-2011, 07:15 AM

Nintendo is at a bit of a dead end- the "hardcore" market is limited and less profitable than other markets, the "casual" market has been saturated for a while so there is only one solution- move into prostitution.
Think about it- you're out on the town, you want a hooker but brothels are a bit seedy and a bit dodgey but then you see the glowing seal of approval hung above a door, and you know you are safe, you are welcome here.

06-24-2011, 07:15 AM	#6
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Nintendo is at a bit of a dead end- the "hardcore" market is limited and less profitable than other markets, the "casual" market has been saturated for a while so there is only one solution- move into prostitution. Think about it- you're out on the town, you want a hooker but brothels are a bit seedy and a bit dodgey but then you see the glowing seal of approval hung above a door, and you know you are safe, you are welcome here.