I mean, you can't have labia without Snake - Page 6

32bit-RedMage · 08-16-2011, 08:58 AM

Come on, snake ! You are cool dude.
Don't feel bad, you had a couple of bad dates .. so what ?
A cute girl is interested in you, it's still not too late. Don't give up.

Dude, you shoudn't feel so bad about yourself,
to use your own words, "at least you aren't me".

Let me regale with stories about my romance life:

I met a girl once who was somewhat interested in me., but she was clinically insane. Sometimes she would flirt with me and other times she would treat me like dirt. I stopped talking to her but she started stalking me. To make a long story short .... I was hanging out with a couple of friends once and she shows up yelling like the crazy person she was. Accussing me of being gay because I was hanging out with my buddies instead of her.
She woudn't stop yelling and I told her to fuck off, that she was crazy and that didn't want to have anything to do with her.
What does she do ?
She starts crying, and yells "You Bastard ! Why are you so mean ?! What about our children ?!"
....after that things just got crazier.

Yeaaahh ...... and that was one of the "nice" experiences I had with girls.
I hope my tale of weirdness and crap gives makes you feel better about yourself

Wow ..... my first post in like 2 years .....

Bobbey · 08-16-2011, 09:38 AM

Snake.

Call her back. Send her a message on OKC. Anything, for the love of god.

Ryanderman gave you the best advice in this thread that you could ever use. There are no rules to dating, just be yourself. Who gives a fuck about the Ivy League school she went to or whatever. She's awesome and you like her, and she definitely likes you back and wants to see you again. If you do not call her back, she'll be the one who thinks she's fucked up.

Call her back. Arrange another date. Cancel the other dates, it is not a big deal, it happens and I've done it before on that site.

My first date with my current boyfriend (that I met on OKC) lasted 7 hours. We ate at Juliette et Chocolat, one of the most awesome little restaurants in Montreal, and then we walked around the city, all the way back to the nearest metro to my place. I was afraid I screwed up something during the date or something (like me talking way too much because I was nervous. People get nervous on dates, it's normal). You know what? He texted me like an hour after our date was done, asking if he could see me THE NEXT DAY. I was so happy, and of course I said yes. Now we've been together over a year.

I'm saying this as your friend. PLEASE call her back. You've got nothing to lose, and a lot to gain, like someone else said before.

shiney · 08-16-2011, 09:59 AM

Snake, for all the times you do this, everyone is always in lockstep about what to do. Either you're gonna take the advice or not but quit dragigng it out every time. I mean apart from SnarkyMcBarrelParents there's a consistent "call her" trend. Of course this obviously means "obsess over what to do or not do" and then "obsess over the failure to act" and then "obsess over what might have been but never will be because I'm a loser" and then "start cycle at point A, repeat all steps with different person".

At some point you might just need to sack up and do something.

But, at this point I'm seriously considering making a "Snake can't figure out how to do something incredibly simple, please shower him with advice" forum.

Darth SS · 08-16-2011, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiney

At some point you might just need to sack up and do something.

But, at this point I'm seriously considering making a "Snake can't figure out how to do something incredibly simple, please shower him with advice" forum.

BOOM. Roasted.

I guess the question that needs to be asked now is...since this rush of people telling you to make the freaking call, have you done it yet? Because you should have.

Nikose Tyris · 08-16-2011, 11:29 AM

Snake seriously I will blow up your phone with texts if you don't. Or make someone else do it so it's free.

rpgdemon · 08-16-2011, 12:04 PM

Could use google phone, or whatever that's called.

Solid Snake · 08-16-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiney

Snake, for all the times you do this, everyone is always in lockstep about what to do. Either you're gonna take the advice or not but quit dragigng it out every time. I mean apart from SnarkyMcBarrelParents there's a consistent "call her" trend. Of course this obviously means "obsess over what to do or not do" and then "obsess over the failure to act" and then "obsess over what might have been but never will be because I'm a loser" and then "start cycle at point A, repeat all steps with different person".

At some point you might just need to sack up and do something.

But, at this point I'm seriously considering making a "Snake can't figure out how to do something incredibly simple, please shower him with advice" forum.

No need to get so snappy.
I already alluded to the fact that I had decided I'd call her back. I did. Left her a message just about thirty minutes ago. We'll see what happens.

Solid Snake · 08-16-2011, 01:11 PM

Guys

Guys

I am very confused
Very, very confused

She wants to see me again
How is that even possible
That is humanly impossible
What kind of deep-seated magicks is at play here
What kind of sorcery has been cast
This was clearly a mistake

Bob The Mercenary · 08-16-2011, 01:12 PM

Was the message a minute of static and heavy breathing?

Edit: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Dracorion · 08-16-2011, 01:22 PM

*Sob, wipes tear*

Our little boy's all growed up.

I'm so proud.

08-16-2011, 08:58 AM	#51
32bit-RedMage Sects Buddy Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bikini Bottom Posts: 209	Come on, snake ! You are cool dude. Don't feel bad, you had a couple of bad dates .. so what ? A cute girl is interested in you, it's still not too late. Don't give up. Dude, you shoudn't feel so bad about yourself, to use your own words, "at least you aren't me". Let me regale with stories about my romance life: I met a girl once who was somewhat interested in me., but she was clinically insane. Sometimes she would flirt with me and other times she would treat me like dirt. I stopped talking to her but she started stalking me. To make a long story short .... I was hanging out with a couple of friends once and she shows up yelling like the crazy person she was. Accussing me of being gay because I was hanging out with my buddies instead of her. She woudn't stop yelling and I told her to fuck off, that she was crazy and that didn't want to have anything to do with her. What does she do ? She starts crying, and yells "You Bastard ! Why are you so mean ?! What about our children ?!" ....after that things just got crazier. Yeaaahh ...... and that was one of the "nice" experiences I had with girls. I hope my tale of weirdness and crap gives makes you feel better about yourself Wow ..... my first post in like 2 years ..... __________________ Meryl loves the Malboro

08-16-2011, 09:38 AM	#52
Bobbey I mustache you a question. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Laval Posts: 768	Snake. Call her back. Send her a message on OKC. Anything, for the love of god. Ryanderman gave you the best advice in this thread that you could ever use. There are no rules to dating, just be yourself. Who gives a fuck about the Ivy League school she went to or whatever. She's awesome and you like her, and she definitely likes you back and wants to see you again. If you do not call her back, she'll be the one who thinks she's fucked up. Call her back. Arrange another date. Cancel the other dates, it is not a big deal, it happens and I've done it before on that site. My first date with my current boyfriend (that I met on OKC) lasted 7 hours. We ate at Juliette et Chocolat, one of the most awesome little restaurants in Montreal, and then we walked around the city, all the way back to the nearest metro to my place. I was afraid I screwed up something during the date or something (like me talking way too much because I was nervous. People get nervous on dates, it's normal). You know what? He texted me like an hour after our date was done, asking if he could see me THE NEXT DAY. I was so happy, and of course I said yes. Now we've been together over a year. I'm saying this as your friend. PLEASE call her back. You've got nothing to lose, and a lot to gain, like someone else said before. __________________ The key to being a big league pitcher is the 3 R's: readiness, recuperation, and conditioning! You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry: hot ice! That's right: hot ice. I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds! -Phil Brickman

08-16-2011, 09:59 AM	#53
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	Snake, for all the times you do this, everyone is always in lockstep about what to do. Either you're gonna take the advice or not but quit dragigng it out every time. I mean apart from SnarkyMcBarrelParents there's a consistent "call her" trend. Of course this obviously means "obsess over what to do or not do" and then "obsess over the failure to act" and then "obsess over what might have been but never will be because I'm a loser" and then "start cycle at point A, repeat all steps with different person". At some point you might just need to sack up and do something. But, at this point I'm seriously considering making a "Snake can't figure out how to do something incredibly simple, please shower him with advice" forum. __________________ boop

08-16-2011, 12:04 PM	#56
rpgdemon Not a Taco Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,313	Could use google phone, or whatever that's called. __________________ I did a lot of posting on here as a teenager, and I was pretty awful. Even after I learned, grew up, and came to be on the right side of a lot of important issues, I was still angry, abrasive, and generally increased the amount of hate in the world, in pretty unacceptable ways. On the off chance that someone is taking a trip down memory lane looking through those old threads, I wanted to devote my signature to say directly to you, I'm sorry. Thank you for letting me be better, NPF.

08-16-2011, 01:11 PM	#58
Solid Snake Erotic Esquire Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 5,563	Guys *Guys* I am very confused Very, very confused She wants to see me again How is that even possible That is humanly impossible What kind of deep-seated magicks is at play here What kind of sorcery has been cast This was clearly a mistake __________________ *WARNING:* Snek's all up in this thread. Be prepared to read massive walls of text.

08-16-2011, 01:12 PM	#59
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Was the message a minute of static and heavy breathing? Edit: YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! __________________ Bob Dole Last edited by Bob The Mercenary; 08-16-2011 at 01:17 PM.

08-16-2011, 01:22 PM	#60
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Sob, wipes tear Our little boy's all growed up. I'm so proud. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.