"Fuck Man" or "We're Talking About The Lord Of The Rings Now"

Seil · 10-01-2011, 02:23 AM

First off: Reservado 1884 Syrah is amazing. Second off, I bought the Fellowship Of The Ring with struggling college student monies. Isildur what had this one chance to destroy evil forever.

Like, done deal.

But then, he totally didn't! He was corrupted by the temptation of the One Ring. (And that is how it shall be known from here on out.) I couldn't fathom the power of the ring, but I woulda totally thrown it into the fire of Mt. Doom. Then Andy Serkis picked it up, and then Gollum! Gollum! Who murdered his fishing buddy for it! Then Viggo Mortenson was like "I'm Sexy Aragorn! Look at me, I fight off Uruk-Hai!" Then Sean Bean died a glorious death. (And Gimli killed people.)

But man had this one chance to destroy evil forever adn was like "Fuck it." what happened, man? I thought we were cool.

10-01-2011, 02:23 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"Fuck Man" or "We're Talking About The Lord Of The Rings Now" First off: Reservado 1884 Syrah is amazing. Second off, I bought the Fellowship Of The Ring with struggling college student monies. Isildur what had this one chance to destroy evil forever. Like, done deal. But then, he totally didn't! He was corrupted by the temptation of the One Ring. (And that is how it shall be known from here on out.) I couldn't fathom the power of the ring, but I woulda totally thrown it into the fire of Mt. Doom. Then Andy Serkis picked it up, and then Gollum! Gollum! Who murdered his fishing buddy for it! Then Viggo Mortenson was like "I'm Sexy Aragorn! Look at me, I fight off Uruk-Hai!" Then Sean Bean died a glorious death. (And Gimli killed people.) But man had this one chance to destroy evil forever adn was like "Fuck it." what happened, man? I thought we were cool.