NPF sucks!

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Nique

I love that your reply to his joke was an additional two paragraphs. Please tell me that was intentional.

I think at one point or another you're all going to realize that Snake responding with Walls isn't actually so much Snake deliberately attempting to antagonize anyone and more so just the way Snake interacts with people generally, like my longwindness is a personality trait no different from Fifthfiend's jesting snarkiness or Bob the Merc's adorable naivete or Invisible Queen's multiple personalities.

Like this isn't me trying to write walls? This is who I am, and it's manifested itself in terms of the career I'm pursuing and the way I interact with friends. Gather any IRL friend of Snake of mine and ask him "What is Snake like?" And he'll say something like "Quiet around strangers, but if you know him really well and you bring up a serious subject of discussion he won't shut up, he just rants and raves and takes ten sentences to express what I can express in two words."

...You see, even when attempting to play the theoretical role of one of my friends I'm still writing his dialogue all longwinded! It's just how I naturally am.

...It actually takes more effort from me to keep things short, like if a Mod was ever like "Snake you can still post on NPF but you can only ever post up to one sentence of content," hot fuck would be I be in deep shit. Seriously, I am being 100% sincere in that I've actually wasted more time and effort deliberating my short one-sentence quips than my long rants. Walls of Text come to me naturally, trying to be succinct like some of you can be is a real challenge to me.