I will fix all of your problems for a buck v2.0

[Flarecobra]

Best way of disposing of 3 dead people, a dead horse, and a full-size server tower?

Asking for a friend.

[Torque]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Best way of disposing of 3 dead people, a dead horse, and a full-size server tower?

Asking for a friend.

You should loan your 'friend' your woodchipper. If your woodchipper is currently unavailable, may I offer you this:

[Flarecobra]

Does it do helicopters too?

[Torque]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Does it do helicopters too?

Not a helicopter, buuuut.....

[POS Industries]

They're here.

[tacticslion]

How do I get more time to do everything I want and need?

[Nikose Tyris]

Originally Posted by tacticslion

How do I get more time to do everything I want and need?

Stop wanting things.

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

Stop wanting things.

Depressing!

Any ideas on how to help Spam callers cease attempting to prey upon the elderly and confused and persuade them to enter a new life of honest work? Or persuade people who steal others' credit card numbers and sell them to someone who goes on a $2000+ shopping spree at the four corners of the continental U.S.?

I'm, uh, I'm asking for a friend*.

(I am not asking for a friend. I have realized that annoying the Spammers until they hang up, while amusing, really isn't doing anyone any good. And, you know, thieves suck, though banks pausing cards and purchases, like, right away, are pretty rad. Hopefully, none of those go through.)

[Nikose Tyris]

Had to think how to best solve this one for ya, Tactics.

Preach to them. When they call, share the gospel with them instead. Even if it doesn't reach them, it will discourage them in a different way, and could help them see the weight of their sins.

That sort of thing would need to come from a place of understanding that they likely belong to a larger phone bank of scammers, and took the job out of some level of desperation for income. They are thieves, yes. Without a widespread implementation of caller ID standard improvements and a solid tracking system for blocking calls from such a network, we won't see any mass improvement. But for a dollar, maybe religious guilt will solve one man's troubles.

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Nikose Tyris

Had to think how to best solve this one for ya, Tactics.

Preach to them. When they call, share the gospel with them instead. Even if it doesn't reach them, it will discourage them in a different way, and could help them see the weight of their sins.

That sort of thing would need to come from a place of understanding that they likely belong to a larger phone bank of scammers, and took the job out of some level of desperation for income. They are thieves, yes. Without a widespread implementation of caller ID standard improvements and a solid tracking system for blocking calls from such a network, we won't see any mass improvement. But for a dollar, maybe religious guilt will solve one man's troubles.

This man knows advice! Will do!