Mad Plans 3, Take Two. - Page 14

guy named bob · 03-31-2007, 10:17 PM

Perfect if they are planing to use a gigantic space cannon or nuke

mauve · 04-01-2007, 12:14 AM

Nanobots would be pretty cool... But it'd be cooler if we could train the bees to do that job, somehow. Then we'd have a theme going for us.

Demetrius · 04-01-2007, 06:01 AM

If we made use of the space bees (Futurama) we would be in the best shape of all.

Khael! · 04-01-2007, 08:14 AM

YES. Space bees for the cause! (I always wanted to try that hallucinogenic royal jelly stuff... hope it doesn't cause brain damage or it'll have to be a tasty weapon of mental warping instead.)

The nanites could be mecha-bees if you like. with the heating coils acting as stingers.

Tendronai · 04-01-2007, 08:53 AM

We can even use the hallucinogenic jelly as a weapon. Just drop it into the people's drinking water, and they'll be too out of it to notice the mecha-bee takeover.

So, bees have become the be-all and end all. No pun intended. This only leaves one problem - what do we do if the bees decide to rebel?

greed · 04-01-2007, 08:59 AM

The Tango de la Muerte.

If I remember The Simpsons correctly this should result in the death or maybe impregnation of all involved. The connections bees have to dance make it the ultimate weapon...... or aphrodisiac. Either way, good times.

Khael! · 04-01-2007, 09:52 AM

I'm gonna go and suggest contraceptives and epipens then. Just as backup.

xravi · 04-02-2007, 12:41 PM

We need someone who knows how to communicate by dancing. I suggest a half bee half human because they would trust this monstrosity more. It would also feel superior to the bees and would be more on our side if the bees were to rebel.

Tendronai · 04-02-2007, 12:51 PM

You don't know that for sure, though. It all depends on what gender the half-human half-bee is, and what gender the human parent is. Generally speaking, though, if the human was female, then we would more likely be able to have the beeperson side with us.

Soo... any volunteers? Remember, its for the greater good of having me in charge .

xravi · 04-02-2007, 01:23 PM

I think I'm female. Does that count?

04-01-2007, 12:14 AM	#132
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Nanobots would be pretty cool... But it'd be cooler if we could train the bees to do that job, somehow. Then we'd have a theme going for us. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

04-01-2007, 06:01 AM	#133
Demetrius In need of a vacation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Peoples Republic of Vermont Posts: 3,236	If we made use of the space bees (Futurama) we would be in the best shape of all. __________________ DFM, Demon seed of Hell who fuels its incredible power by butchering little girls and feeding on their innocence. Demetrius, Dark clown of the netherworld, a being of incalculable debauchery and a soulless, faceless evil as old as time itself. Zilla, The chick. ~DFM Wii bishie bishie kawaii baka! ~ Fifthfiend

04-01-2007, 08:14 AM	#134
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	YES. Space bees for the cause! (I always wanted to try that hallucinogenic royal jelly stuff... hope it doesn't cause brain damage or it'll have to be a tasty weapon of mental warping instead.) The nanites could be mecha-bees if you like. with the heating coils acting as stingers. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

04-01-2007, 09:52 AM	#137
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	I'm gonna go and suggest contraceptives and epipens then. Just as backup. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

03-31-2007, 10:17 PM	#131
guy named bob Goomba Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19	Perfect if they are planing to use a gigantic space cannon or nuke

04-01-2007, 08:53 AM	#135
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	We can even use the hallucinogenic jelly as a weapon. Just drop it into the people's drinking water, and they'll be too out of it to notice the mecha-bee takeover. So, bees have become the be-all and end all. No pun intended. This only leaves one problem - what do we do if the bees decide to rebel?

04-02-2007, 12:41 PM	#138
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	We need someone who knows how to communicate by dancing. I suggest a half bee half human because they would trust this monstrosity more. It would also feel superior to the bees and would be more on our side if the bees were to rebel.

04-02-2007, 12:51 PM	#139
Tendronai I will crush your economy. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Magical mystical land of Canada. Posts: 1,364	You don't know that for sure, though. It all depends on what gender the half-human half-bee is, and what gender the human parent is. Generally speaking, though, if the human was female, then we would more likely be able to have the beeperson side with us. Soo... any volunteers? Remember, its for the greater good of having me in charge .

04-02-2007, 01:23 PM	#140
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	I think I'm female. Does that count?