Mad Plans 3, Take Two.

[mauve]

What about Mrs. Butterworth? The bottles of syrup are actually shaped like little Butterworth clones. Should she find a way to animate these bottles, they could become an army capable of combating our waffle empire.


And as for the awesome might of Pepsico, all we have to do is circulate a rumor that Coca-Cola is planning a takeover. They turn their aggression upon one another, and our problems are solved.


Of course, that means we won't have anyone to fill the soda machines in our hideout if they wipe each other out... Hmm, maybe we should rethink that plan a bit...

[Tendronai]

Why do we even need soda machines in our hideout? Then we would have to control the quarter industry too just to ensure that we can stay refreshed. Just steal a ton of cans now, and hope that our scientists can duplicate the formula before we run out.

Mrs. Buttersworth can be held back by threats against her husband. Even though we all doubt he exists, she has to get the Mrs. from somewhere. Just lie, use poor camera angles, etc. So long as she believes, we cannot lose.

[mauve]

With our luck, Mrs. Butterworth is probably a widow.

[Tendronai]

Your point being? Just make sure we have a shovel nearby. Or a vacuum, in case he was cremated.

On a side note, I believe we can control all options of the breakfast front. Someone look into taking over Kellogs. A good breakfast is the start of a good day, so if we can corner that, no one will be able to have a good day, thus leaving us in a prime position to taunt and rule.

[Khael!]

Well...

The saying "jeeze, who pissed in your cornflakes?" had to come from somewhere...

...Not it! So not it.

[Tendronai]

I've been advised by legal council that I cannot comment on what I know about the origins of that statement.

On a side note, I just thought of another way on how to disrupt breakfast for everyone else.

[Demetrius]

You forgot about the best breakfast ever, steak, eggs, corn-beef hash, english muffins, homefries, bacon and OJ. No matter how mighty we become I fear that will remain beyond our power.

[guy named bob]

Take over the worlds supply of eggs? Chickens will fall before our mighty bees and our Belgian waffle supplies will cause everyone wanting a good free breakfast to join us

[Khael!]

Sooo, are we upscaling our hostile takeover from waffles to the world's entire food supply?

Way to never solve world hunger. Unless we re-distribute the goods so well-off people stop becoming obese gormblobs and starving children get to live past ten. Then we'd be justified dictators - benefators!

At least for a while.

[Fifthfiend]

All right, this is definitely drifting into Spamsville, even by the standards of Off Topic. Closing, and let's give the Mad Planning a rest for a while.