Oversalted Burger - Page 3

Lady Cygnet · 09-10-2007, 09:45 PM

Huh. Most people notice when a burger is too salty. While I agree she shouldn't have continued making the extra salty burgers into hamburgers for paying customers, I doubt she realized the effect that too much salt can have on a person's heart, and I'm pretty certain that a grill cook can't see who comes through the drive through, unless her coworkers saw him and mentioned that he was a cop (or squealed like pigs or whatever they do when a cop orders food). At least salt adds some sort of flavor to whatever it is that they use to make their hamburger patties (my guess would be recycled tires, soy protein, and beef flavoring).

Bells · 09-10-2007, 10:40 PM

next they will arrest people for making their donuts too sweet

Irigriel · 09-10-2007, 10:41 PM

Well, at least it wasn't burglerly. Still, I think that employees in a bit of a pickle. It's too bad it hasn't bun too long sinces this kind of thing has happened before.

Bells · 09-10-2007, 10:54 PM

yeah, and now she is going to Jail to get covered in Special Sauce.....

....what?

bananarama · 09-11-2007, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irigriel

Well, at least it wasn't burglerly. Still, I think that employees in a bit of a pickle. It's too bad it hasn't bun too long sinces this kind of thing has happened before.

You know what? I am going to eat your soul and break your fingers. Why? 'Cause that just about equals the amount of pain caused by reading your post. :gonk: to the MAX!

Also, why am I the only one who feels that all McDonald's employees should be routinely imprisoned?

BlackMageGirl! · 09-11-2007, 01:57 AM

I can't stop laughing.

Every time I see this thread title, I just crack up. XD It's so inane!

Fifthfiend · 09-11-2007, 08:45 AM

Usually my response here would be "Fuck the pigs, man!" but last night I left my headlights on and a helpful officer jump-started my car for me so I'll refrain.

This time.

PyrosNine · 09-11-2007, 10:06 AM

If you won't, I will!

Fuck the pigs, man! Everyone knows pig meat goes better with some salt, not beef! The tub of lard should have known better than eat at a McDonald's anyway! I mean, you can't complain that you ate food from a McDonald's and got sick. It comes with the territory!

That's like saying you went to the desert and got thirsty! That's like saying you saw Scary Movie 3 and thought it wasn't funny! That's like looking into the sun and saying your eyes hurt!

If what the officer did was legit, then we could ALL sue McDonalds for slowly sickening us to death!

Furthermore, a DECENT man would have just complained that his burger was a bit too salty, and asked for a bloody refund! Or just stopped eating from there from now on, and eat safe, non-salty taco bell! But no, he had to be the MAN and arrest them because he inhaled a salty burger!

If it were me, I would have just asked for another, and a free soda to keep me from dying! GRAH!

...I'm sorry. I suppose I just have a beef with this story. Take what I said with some salt.

Khael! · 09-11-2007, 10:14 AM

Quote:

If what the officer did was legit, then we could ALL sue McDonalds for slowly sickening us to death!

Pyros, take that argument to court NOW. I think you might actually be onto a major breakthrough here!

Brainmeats · 09-11-2007, 10:52 AM

omg all the burger/beef/salt puns are making me sick~

lol

Note to self: if teh burger be salty... do not eat it!!

09-10-2007, 10:40 PM	#22
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09-10-2007, 10:54 PM	#24
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	yeah, and now she is going to Jail to get covered in Special Sauce..... ....what? __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

09-11-2007, 08:45 AM	#27
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Usually my response here would be "Fuck the pigs, man!" but last night I left my headlights on and a helpful officer jump-started my car for me so I'll refrain. This time. __________________ check out my buttspresso

09-11-2007, 10:06 AM	#28
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	If you won't, I will! Fuck the pigs, man! Everyone knows pig meat goes better with some salt, not beef! The tub of lard should have known better than eat at a McDonald's anyway! I mean, you can't complain that you ate food from a McDonald's and got sick. It comes with the territory! That's like saying you went to the desert and got thirsty! That's like saying you saw Scary Movie 3 and thought it wasn't funny! That's like looking into the sun and saying your eyes hurt! If what the officer did was legit, then we could ALL sue McDonalds for slowly sickening us to death! Furthermore, a DECENT man would have just complained that his burger was a bit too salty, and asked for a bloody refund! Or just stopped eating from there from now on, and eat safe, non-salty taco bell! But no, he had to be the MAN and arrest them because he inhaled a salty burger! If it were me, I would have just asked for another, and a free soda to keep me from dying! GRAH! ...I'm sorry. I suppose I just have a beef with this story. Take what I said with some salt. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

09-11-2007, 10:52 AM	#30
Brainmeats Master of Sword-Chuckery Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: On the MS River Posts: 68	omg all the burger/beef/salt puns are making me sick~ lol Note to self: if teh burger be salty... do not eat it!! __________________ Bees Like Honey. :fighter: Sound has color now!!! :fighter:

09-10-2007, 09:45 PM	#21
Lady Cygnet Hasn't changed her avatar in years Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Beyond Thunderdome Posts: 1,234	Huh. Most people notice when a burger is too salty. While I agree she shouldn't have continued making the extra salty burgers into hamburgers for paying customers, I doubt she realized the effect that too much salt can have on a person's heart, and I'm pretty certain that a grill cook can't see who comes through the drive through, unless her coworkers saw him and mentioned that he was a cop (or squealed like pigs or whatever they do when a cop orders food). At least salt adds some sort of flavor to whatever it is that they use to make their hamburger patties (my guess would be recycled tires, soy protein, and beef flavoring).

09-10-2007, 10:41 PM	#23
Irigriel Shyguy Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 119	Well, at least it wasn't burglerly. Still, I think that employees in a bit of a pickle. It's too bad it hasn't bun too long sinces this kind of thing has happened before.

09-11-2007, 01:57 AM	#26
BlackMageGirl! Oh hi! :D Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Currently in reality! Posts: 2,688	I can't stop laughing. Every time I see this thread title, I just crack up. XD It's so inane!