FFXIII thread of what not to do with your life

Regulus Tera · 12-16-2009, 05:42 AM

I hate all the animations. They seem too floaty. Attacks need more weight.
The storyline seems retarded so far. There are a lot of coinkydinkies and stuff happens just for the sake of it. I cannot decide whether Hope or Vanille is the most annoying, however.
The music is awful apart from the main battle and boss battle themes.
The two-hour long tutorial is... wow. I just hope the difficulty ramps up soon because it seems to be the slowest and easiest Final Fantasy in a while.
Also, every single fucking stream I've watched has the camera going all figure-skating at the slightest touch. I cannot say whether this is the player's fault or the game's.

EDIT: You lose a battle if your party leader dies. It doesn't matter if the other two goons are still fighting. BULLSHIT

Mike McC · 12-16-2009, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

EDIT: You lose a battle if your party leader dies. It doesn't matter if the other two goons are still fighting. BULLSHIT

Oh good. They did remember to add in SOME difficulty. Never mind the no MP thing. Nevermind the full heal after every battle. Nevermind the okay yeah this game is probably pretty terrible.

Kim · 12-16-2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

You lose a battle if your party leader dies. It doesn't matter if the other two goons are still fighting. BULLSHIT

Pussy.

Regulus Tera · 12-16-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NonCon

Pussy.

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Originally Posted by Mike McC

Oh good. They did remember to add in SOME difficulty. Never mind the no MP thing. Nevermind the full heal after every battle. Nevermind the okay yeah this game is probably pretty terrible.

All this is gonna do is make the game more frustrating instead of challenging. There's a difference.

Kim · 12-16-2009, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

All this is gonna do is make the game more frustrating instead of challenging. There's a difference.

The fact that you still haven't played Persona 3, Persona 4, or Nocturne completely invalidates this statement.

12-16-2009, 05:42 AM	#1
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	I hate all the animations. They seem too floaty. Attacks need more weight. The storyline seems retarded so far. There are a lot of coinkydinkies and stuff happens just for the sake of it. I cannot decide whether Hope or Vanille is the most annoying, however. The music is awful apart from the main battle and boss battle themes. The two-hour long tutorial is... wow. I just hope the difficulty ramps up soon because it seems to be the slowest and easiest Final Fantasy in a while. Also, every single fucking stream I've watched has the camera going all figure-skating at the slightest touch. I cannot say whether this is the player's fault or the game's. EDIT: You lose a battle if your party leader dies. It doesn't matter if the other two goons are still fighting. BULLSHIT Last edited by Regulus Tera; 12-16-2009 at 05:55 AM.