The Official Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theorists of NPF! - Page 2

Aldurin · 07-07-2011, 02:35 AM

Switzerland's population consists of the most powerful and wealthy people in the world. They remain neutral in wars by threatening to release the zombie virus on any aggressor regardless of the casualties, using various bank schemes they have amassed more money than even they calculated should exist, and they are the largest country by landmass and possess the largest seas (dimensional bending leaves outsiders unaware of the hidden 99.99999% of the area). They've even bribed every country possible into illegalizing the superdrug that is so secret that even it's street name is classified, merely because they don't want to share it's only side effect. Immortality.

Don't even get me started on what they put in their watches.

Ravashak · 07-07-2011, 03:56 AM

And their pocketknives...

/shudder

Archbio · 07-07-2011, 04:31 AM

The Official Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theorists of NPF! was created as a Think Tank by the Fourth Reich to theorize about their competitors' own conspiracies.

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-07-2011, 12:09 PM

Archibo is secretly Fourth Reich Overgeneral Baron von Sssssssafrasssssss. His avatar is a self portrait.

Aldurin · 07-07-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir

Archibo is secretly Fourth Reich Overgeneral Baron von Sssssssafrasssssss. His avatar is a self portrait.

Wrong thread.

Oh yeah, and you know about that tunnel project going through the Swiss Alps? It's actual purpose is for adding more brainwave signatures to their database using instant-scanners on the passengers that go through. The secret fork in the tunnel is planned to be used as a launch point for their mechanical Death Worm to assault the European Dwarves, further increasing their hoard of precious metals.

Aerozord · 07-07-2011, 01:16 PM

This guy is not someone just being cute. This forum was secretly created by the almighty to find worthy warriors for his war on the anti-christ

Upon seeing the quality of the people here, the project was abandoned

Si Civa · 07-07-2011, 01:17 PM

I would love to write something silly, but "Jesus Christ wasn't crucified" sounds better without explanation. It's the statement of a lifetime.

Edit:// For the love of Jesus Lamb, it took too much time to nail me. Gosh and damn.

Kyanbu The Legend · 07-07-2011, 01:30 PM

President Barrack Obama is really Dracula king of Vampires. His medicare bill is really a ploy to gain more blood for his Vampire minions and himself.

Ecks · 07-07-2011, 03:52 PM

The cake is not, in fact, a lie.

Windwaker and subsequent Zelda games in that timeline were all just a dream.

The last five minutes of That 70's Show is the last remnant of reality, with actual real life just a popular galactic television show.

RobinStarwing · 07-07-2011, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EckScizor

The cake is not, in fact, a lie.

I knew it! I knew Decepticons couldn't be that tasty!

Flare> I should of known! Land at my work sometime and pick me up so I can exist in your reality!

Oh, Walmart is a plot by two lab mice whose genes have been spliced to try and take over the world.

07-07-2011, 03:56 AM	#12
Ravashak hm? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: South of the Sewer Posts: 286	And their pocketknives... /shudder __________________ Varjojen virta Kuolemaa kuljettaa Maa on harmaa Syd�n poissa taas

07-07-2011, 04:31 AM	#13
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	The Official Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theorists of NPF! was created as a Think Tank by the Fourth Reich to theorize about their competitors' own conspiracies. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform. Last edited by Archbio; 07-07-2011 at 04:49 AM.

07-07-2011, 12:09 PM	#14
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Archibo is secretly Fourth Reich Overgeneral Baron von Sssssssafrasssssss. His avatar is a self portrait. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

07-07-2011, 01:16 PM	#16
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	This guy is not someone just being cute. This forum was secretly created by the almighty to find worthy warriors for his war on the anti-christ Upon seeing the quality of the people here, the project was abandoned __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

07-07-2011, 01:30 PM	#18
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	President Barrack Obama is really Dracula king of Vampires. His medicare bill is really a ploy to gain more blood for his Vampire minions and himself. __________________

07-07-2011, 02:35 AM	#11
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Switzerland's population consists of the most powerful and wealthy people in the world. They remain neutral in wars by threatening to release the zombie virus on any aggressor regardless of the casualties, using various bank schemes they have amassed more money than even they calculated should exist, and they are the largest country by landmass and possess the largest seas (dimensional bending leaves outsiders unaware of the hidden 99.99999% of the area). They've even bribed every country possible into illegalizing the superdrug that is so secret that even it's street name is classified, merely because they don't want to share it's only side effect. Immortality. Don't even get me started on what they put in their watches.

07-07-2011, 01:17 PM	#17
Si Civa Nothing's gonna change my world Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,078	I would love to write something silly, but "Jesus Christ wasn't crucified" sounds better without explanation. It's the statement of a lifetime. Edit:// For the love of Jesus Lamb, it took too much time to nail me. Gosh and damn.