Booze: A review

01d55 · 12-18-2011, 06:06 AM

So I can't fucking stand the taste of alcohol but I fucking love Egg Nog. So when my dad introduced Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog into the house I just had to learn whether my love of Nog was stronger than my distaste for alcohol.

The upshot is I had to dilute it with a whole lot of whole milk but I was willing to do it & drink the result even though the whole time I was wondering why I wasn't just drinking the regular Nog I'd just got. Consequently I was kind of drunk for the first time in my life.

My arms felt a little bit unnaturally heavy and I felt it behind my eyes. I also felt generally sedate. So I abandoned my plan to cook dinner (was able to communicate my plan to mom so that the vegetables I'd chopped up & uncooked sausage I'd defrosted wouldn't just sit out) and slept it off. Awoken by alarm - the one I set for 11:30PM to tell me to go to sleep. I tried to go back to bed after food & shower but here I am so you can tell it didn't work.

Overall I rate being drunk 2/5 would not drink again.

12-18-2011, 06:06 AM	#1
01d55 Not 55 years old. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,098	Booze: A review So I can't fucking stand the taste of alcohol but I fucking love Egg Nog. So when my dad introduced Pennsylvania Dutch Egg Nog into the house I just had to learn whether my love of Nog was stronger than my distaste for alcohol. The upshot is I had to dilute it with a whole lot of whole milk but I was willing to do it & drink the result even though the whole time I was wondering why I wasn't just drinking the regular Nog I'd just got. Consequently I was kind of drunk for the first time in my life. My arms felt a little bit unnaturally heavy and I felt it behind my eyes. I also felt generally sedate. So I abandoned my plan to cook dinner (was able to communicate my plan to mom so that the vegetables I'd chopped up & uncooked sausage I'd defrosted wouldn't just sit out) and slept it off. Awoken by alarm - the one I set for 11:30PM to tell me to go to sleep. I tried to go back to bed after food & shower but here I am so you can tell it didn't work. Overall I rate being drunk 2/5 would not drink again. __________________ You see someone wearing a cravat and you say "Damn, look at that guy frontin' like he's Miles Edgeworth" and your homey is all "Sheeyit, ain't nobody Miles Edgeworth but Miles Motherfuckin' Edgeworth, namean?" "Word up."