Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[Loyal]

Geeeeeyentlemen. I do believe zhere is a snake in mah boot.

[Aldurin]

Fallout: Toy Story became one of the most controversial games of the 21st century, especially given the premise of surviving in a pre-apocalyptic landfill.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hey howdy hey motherfucker

[Flarecobra]

You DON'T want to put that poison in the water'n hole.

[Doc ock rokc]

"I, too, have a child, friend. And so that we may see our children again I suggest we part ways amicably."

[Melfice]

Bad-ass as this looks, doesn't it strike you weird that I'm actually bleeding?
I'm a TOY for crying out loud!

[KeienSlayer]

"Go on, say it. I'm giving you a chance. Just say it and I'll let you live.

Say 'I've got a snake in my boot.'"

[Kerensky287]

Doc Ock Rokc is the winner of this round, that was awesomeclever.

Loyal gets second because I didn't even make that connection until you said it.

[Doc ock rokc]

Red dead Redemption for the win!
http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/02/colossal_dog.jpg

[Flarecobra]

The forgotten Colossus.

[Specterbane]

BEHOLD! I AM THE GREAT ONE; SNUGGLE MY SOFT, PLUSHY, FUR!

[Thadius]

Only you can prevent forest mutations.

[Doc ock rokc]

Flare
specter bane

[Flarecobra]

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594682957639140002/9CBCAF71D710DE3E724E987BA3F067B0DDEF2392/

[Aldurin]

You'd think the Engineer would have a better way to spy check everyone . . . and you're right! He just likes to take the fun route.

"Wait, I'm not done 'spy checking' you yet!"

[Kerensky287]

Technically, it's not cheating.

[Specterbane]

I'm movin' this!

[Bard The 5th LW]

It looked awkward enough to the blue Pyro, but to the Red team, it took on a whole different meaning what with that mask.

[Thadius]

SCIENCE has done many things. This shouldn't have been one of them.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Chock this up as another one of those moments that goes DEEP into Pyro's mental vault.

[Doc ock rokc]

"...Its just like my japanese anime!"

[Loyal]

Just the engineer's latest invention. Protects against enemy spies by making them think the Sentry's already being "taken care of". Exactly as subtle and successful as the Camera Beard.

[Flarecobra]

Spectorbane won.
Shy second.

Earl, you should've stuck with your first one.

And no one thought about doing anything with the fact they were in midair?

[Specterbane]

http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/wp-content/uploads/ineedtostopsoon.com/blog_images/images/02_02_06/marc_horowitz_robot_monster.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

A more tragic story than Romeo & Juliet or Mark Anthony and Cleopatra. This is the romantic tale of cyborg robo-gorilla from outer space.

[Aldurin]

As much as he tried to come to terms with his emotions caused by the loss, he couldn't focus since he was constantly receiving the local death metal radio station.

[Flarecobra]

Peter Jackson's first idea for the King Kong remake.

[Loyal]

The monster is one hundred percent real. It's the damsel who's just a cheap prop.

[Kerensky287]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

[Thadius]

AND IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALLLLLLLLLLLWAYS LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOU

[Melfice]

Plan Kong from Outer Space.

[Specterbane]

OK! Way past time, but I couldn't get online when I needed to.

In any case!
Kerensky made me laugh too much, he gets first place.

Thadius you're a close second, if only my eardrums had survived you might have done even better.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/pikachu_cosplay.jpg

(EDIT: Sorry, my ruling might be a little bit late due to work. It should be up by the afternoon.)

[Specterbane]

Japan's new Security Guard uniform for it's anime expos

[Aldurin]

Sadly enough, that outfit is one of the better ways to meet women in Japan.

[Thadius]

Trust me, catching them all is NOT the best idea in this instance. Nor is asking to see his pokeballs.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Don't ask about Thunderstones. You won't like what you see.

[Melfice]

Until now, everybody safely assumed Pokémon could not cross-breed with non-Pokémon.
Interestingly, it is found out they can.
Sadly, it's a human cross-breed.

[Flarecobra]

Piiiii-KA!

[Loyal]

If you're gonna chu on sweets all day, you're gonna pika on the pounds.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Japan: When acid isn't enough to get your daily fix of crazy.

[Kerensky287]

Shyria wins.
Specterbane gets a close second and, in fact, WOULD have won had he used the possessive "its" instead of that apostrophe abomination. IT'S means IT IS! GAWD YOU PEOPLE /grammarnazi

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/kobolds3.png

[Melfice]

Dr. Dinosaur's little nephew.

[Doc ock rokc]

What do you mean I'm extinct?
you're extinct, you know. You look like a dino, it's funny, you're a extinct guy!
What do you mean? You mean the way I talk?
[Everyone becomes quiet]
It's just, you know, you're just extinct. It's weird, the way you look and everything.
Extinct how? What's extinct about it?
Tommy, no, you got it all wrong —
Oh, no, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. [to Henry] What did ya say? extinct how?
Just —
What?
Just, ya know, you're extinct.
You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm extinct how? I mean extinct like I'm a dodo? Does It amuse you? Does it make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean extinct? Extinct how? How am I extinct?
Just... you know, how you look, y'know —
No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm extinct. How the fuck am I extinct? What the fuck is so extinct about me?! Tell me, tell me what's extinct!
[Long pause]
Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
[Everyone laughs]
Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering prick, you! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[Specterbane]

I ain't diein' here cop'r! Do you know how hard it was to find a tailor to make this suit!

[Thadius]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

[Flarecobra]

The real question is this: where did he get that chibi AK-47?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Its actually just a trick of perspective. One of those bullets is the size of Tokyo.

[Kerensky287]

The sad thing is, he's such a bad shot that he's STILL a reasonable first-level encounter.

[Aldurin]

Try to make a relfex save against THIS, asshole!

[Loyal]

All the poor guy wanted to know was where he got that suit!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc first, Kerensky second, Thad gets honorable mention.

[Doc ock rokc]

7662

[Thadius]

"Gol-darn it, where's that new assistant to help me with the spah-checkin'? And is there a gas leak around here somewhere?"

[Flarecobra]

Hidy-ho neighbur!

[Melfice]

That'ssss a nice sssssentry you have there... a sssssshame you have it facing the wrong way.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

O hai

[Aldurin]

"Sssssss-dammit, I can't get over this boxssss! Could you be ssssssso kind asssss to move it for me, pleasssssssssssse?"

[Specterbane]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Bard The 5th LW]

That Spy is a Creeper!

[Loyal]

"Sweet, new hat!"
"Ssssssssweet, new hat!"

[rpgdemon]

Oh crap! There's a brofist exploding above my head!

Here, the engineer demonstrates the proper form in dodging an exploding brofist.

[Kerensky287]

Dead Ringer, huh? Well, that's a neat new disguise, at least...

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal wins it
with a tie for flare and shyra in second place
RPGdemon is dominated

[Loyal]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/ninjasarebackstabbersp1.gif

Have some ninjas.

[Specterbane]

See guys, I was totally on your side this whole time!

[Flarecobra]

HAII-KEEKEBA! *Thunk* Oops, sorry about that Fred.

[rpgdemon]

That'll buff right out.

[Bard The 5th LW]

He's evening his own chance of winning. 1 ninja facing 30 ninjas is better than 2 on 30. Its a scientific fact.

[Thadius]

While this ninja would fail his final exam, across the globe, a witch doctor would pass his voodoo exam.

[Kerensky287]

Spycheck.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Friendly fire: not just for videogames

[Aldurin]

What the security footage doesn't show is him adapting to his newly modified shuriken and using the bonus of the attached ninja to defeat the entire group.

[Specterbane]

Not an entry, but more of a response to Aldurin:

Alright Bro, TIME TO COMBINE!

[Doc ock rokc]

Well done my pupil you managed to figure out that that was a impostor and took him down without suspicion you are a true ninja.
...Yeah lets go with that

[Loyal]

Thad gets first place.
Earl gets second.

[Thadius]

Have some Stewart.

http://i52.tinypic.com/25iqm0y.jpg

[Aldurin]

"So now on to our next sto-who the hell put that up on the screen!?"

[Flarecobra]

Hi Dad.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Screw the rules I have pink hair!

[Kerensky287]

And with a final, gut-wrenching tear, Jon Stewart's fragile heart snapped in half.

As a single tear slid down his cheek, he wondered where it had all gone wrong.

Where America had all gone wrong.

(aside: I have no idea who the guy in that photo is)

[Loyal]

I could've sworn we were doing a bit on Hilary Clinton today... What am I supposed to do with this guy, make fun of his hair?

[Thadius]

Kerensky wins. Bard gets second, and Aldurin pulls in an honorable mention.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/High-Five.jpg

(This is both my reaction to winning again and my image for you to caption.)

[Flarecobra]

Fuck you. I'm Captain Awesome.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Bobcat had a lot of fun with the stuffed human corpse in his living room.

[Aldurin]

"Hey guys, I'm stuck to his claws . . . help."

[Specterbane]

The Muppet Show got really weird when the hired a taxidermist to replace Jim Henson.

[Thadius]

Now all we need is something exploding in the background while they do a little dance, and we will have redefined Awesome Incarnate.

[Melfice]

(This is both my reaction to winning again and my image for you to caption.)

... I was going to post that one, should I win another one.

:(

[Kerensky287]

Bard deftly snipes first place, Specterbane takes a close second.

Melfice gets the "I'm sorry" prize.

[Bard The 5th LW]

FUCK YES!

http://files.sharenator.com/FINISH_HIM_Infinite_Picdump_43-s231x170-177366-580.gif

[Specterbane]

BALLROOM COMBAT!!! BA-DA-BA-DUM-BA-DUM-BA-DU-BA-BUM...

[rpgdemon]

It's it's a ballroom blitz!

[Thadius]

Woah-oh-ohhhhh...
Everybody was dance-room fighting
Those moves were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they danced with expert timing...

[Aldurin]

That was not the way he was hoping to be between a girl's legs.

[Flarecobra]

REVERSAL!

[Doc ock rokc]

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning,
everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing,
and they all started grooving

Yeah!, Yeah!, Yeah!, Yeah! Yeah!

And the man at the back
said "Everyone attack"
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner
said Boy, I wanna warn ya,
it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz

[Loyal]

Due to growing budget concerns, the pro wrestling circuit and the Ballroom Dancers' Association decided to try something new together.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

ROUND 1

FIGHT!

...

K.O.!!

[Kerensky287]

A true warrior never lets her opponent know he is losing.

[rpgdemon]

It's it's a ballroom blitz!


Oh, yeah, it was like lightning,
everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing,
and they all started grooving

Yeah!, Yeah!, Yeah!, Yeah! Yeah!

And the man at the back
said "Everyone attack"
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner
said Boy, I wanna warn ya,
it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz

BLATANT PLAGIARISM.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc Ock Rokc is disqualified for plagarism.

rpgdemon is disqualified for being a nark.

Aldurin wins. Kerensky gets second. Special mention to Loyal for probably being most accurate.

[Aldurin]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/images/display/54170.jpg

[Thadius]

"No engi, you ARE the spy."
And then engi was a spy.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"It is inevitable-evitable-evitable... Mr. Anderson."

[Loyal]

WHERE'S YOUR SENTRY!? I KNOW YOU HAVE IT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

EUROPEAN FIRE DRILL!

[Specterbane]

"Sorry boys, this is what they call the Kansas City Shuffle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlc9pPeS2Q0)!"
INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT, RED SPY, IN THE BASE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj6tauY1JU)

[Flarecobra]

I NEED AN ADULT! OR A PYRO!

[Bard The 5th LW]

In a cruel twist of fate discovered only after the deed was done, the Red Engineer was actually a fellow blue spy in disguise.

In actuality though, it wasn't that cruel, as those blue spies were actually red spies in disguise.

[Kerensky287]

If you take the red Engie, you stay in wonderland, and we'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[Aldurin]

Shyria is awarded with the position of primary accomplishment.

Thadius gets to bang his head on his keyboard in the frustration of only getting second place.

Honorable mention goes to no-one, since I found everything else disappointing.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/ravenpoke.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Whose kid is this?

[Thadius]

Is there a raven? Nevermore after this picture.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shortly after the taking of this photo, both birds were eaten by a tyrannosaurus.

[Melfice]

That feather was itching him something bad, but he could never quite reach it.
The raven never went hungry again.

[Aldurin]

Hawks have recently developed a tactic where they work in pairs in order to obtain prey that would normally just harass them and piss them off. The phase before the payoff is depicted in the picture.

[Doc ock rokc]

OI! I'm not dead yet!
THEN DIE ALREADY

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Wait, did he just bite my ass?"

[rpgdemon]

Hawk has decided to try experimenting with new things, as seen in this picture.


^^^ THAT HAWK THERE. HAAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Flare first, Aldurin second.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/345868-NW15S4L.jpg

[KeienSlayer]

Everyone has to get to work somehow.

[Aldurin]

He was booted from the triathlon five minutes later, not for the blatant unfairness of him being a robot but because he wasn't using a bicycle that met regulations.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Another consequence of the global fuel crisis

[Loyal]

Well, it's not like he can turn into a bicycle himself.

[Thadius]

When I said 'Transform and roll out,' this isn't what I had in mind...

[Bard The 5th LW]

It really wasn't a transportation issue, he just did it for his health.

[Kerensky287]

In the future, this is how ALL stuffed bunnies will travel.

[Specterbane]

This, children, is the tale of 'The Little Gundam that could'.

[Flarecobra]

Spectrebane won.

Shy second.

Keren wins the "Absurd little detail noticed" award.

[Specterbane]

So once again, children and weaponry. What've you got people.
http://images.travelpod.com/users/bethallman/1.1301774900.the-harpoon-used-to-kill-the-whales.jpg

[Melfice]

Oh, come on, dad. It's rubber-tipped. Perfectly safe!

[Aldurin]

The capture-the-flag competitions in P.E. are getting out of hand.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

And yet they still managed to lose this piece under the couch as well.

[Thadius]

This is how ALL tree forts should gather supplies from the surface world.

[Flarecobra]

Um, when you said you all were going to go play "Pirate"...

[Bard The 5th LW]

I can't think of a caption, but I did catch that the picture was taken on my birthday.

[Kerensky287]

Nerf combat is serious business.

[Loyal]

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE!

[Specterbane]

Loyal wins, because I found that image with a search of "seaworld harpoon". And because Moby Dick.

Thad's taking second because everyone wants that in their tree house now.

[Loyal]

Can never go wrong with some white whale.

http://i.imgur.com/MfVPN.jpg

Have at.

[Aldurin]

They quickly learned that this was not the time to do a rock-paper-scissors tournament.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When Twister goes too far

[Bard The 5th LW]

There are more arms in this picture than there are legs.

[Thadius]

Hey, could you give me a...nevermind.

[Flarecobra]

Damnit Thad!

[Kerensky287]

One-man army.

[Doc ock rokc]

This man gave me a finger so epic that it took of into the air and formed this Gigantic explosion of rude gestures you see before you.

[Melfice]

Sensory overload for a sign language interpreter.

[Loyal]

First goes to Shy, because I am terrified to see how such a game would be resolved.
Second goes to Melfice.

Bard gets minus points for stating the obvious and implying that Ball of Arms Man has legs to begin with.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/yamata-no-orochi-la-serpiente-de-ocho-cabezas.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hydra-herding became less profitable once it became apparent that not all heads shared a stomach.

[Thadius]

Every single one of them wants a different kind of beer.

[Loyal]

And this is why you aren't supposed to cut their heads off.

[rpgdemon]

Hey! I found the prize inside!

[Specterbane]

The eating contest at this years fair was less climactic when all of the opening were filled by the first contestant.

[Flarecobra]

What Timant wants, she GETS.

Even if she gets confused sometimes.

[Melfice]

"Okay, see, this is bad. These guys have no limit. They'll keep eating 'till there's nothing left in the jars. Just one jar, and lots of exercise. That'll keep your dragon in tip-top shape."

[Aldurin]

The main difficulty with a pet hydra is that each head is allergic to a food that another head really likes.

[Kerensky287]

The precursor to TF2's crafting system.

I dunno what comes out the other end, but I hope to god I can wear it on my head.

(I mean, a hat's a hat.)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

rpgdemon gets first.

Kerensky gets second (but believe me, it only starts with this and just gets weirder. Whether the results are worth it or not are up to you).

[rpgdemon]

Hrm. A few minutes of searching Wikimedia commons has come up with this, which I have absolutely no idea what it is.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8b/VermicellesDessert.jpg/800px-VermicellesDessert.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Looks like something rich people eat... total money spent: $5.20 at the local grocers.

[Loyal]

You can dress it up as much as you like, but that doesn't change the fact that you're still eating worms.

[Thadius]

And from on high upon two platters of purest crystal did descend the holy funnel cake, surrounded by its loyal servants, the glass marbles, and topped with light and fluffy whipped cream in lieu of sugar. And there was much rejoicing from the starved masses, for they knew that no matter how much of the holy cake they ate, it would not run out. And from on high, a voice did speak. "Partake of My cake and thou shalt be spared the wrath I shalt visit upon the world." And the people did feast.

-Excerpt from the Book of Snacks.

[Kerensky287]

HERE LIES
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
DEITY, FATHER, FRIEND
???-2011

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The caterers for the intestinal parasite aficionado's banquet had a "unique" sense of humor.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"...I don't think this is what I ordered."

[rpgdemon]

Loyal wins, Kerensky gets second place.

[Loyal]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2r40bd3.png

[Bard The 5th LW]

Which one are we supposed to root for?

[Kerensky287]

This only happened because the human rebels don't get customizable skins.

[Aldurin]

"*softly* Where are you, friend?"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

After all those years of painful waiting, Half Life: Episode 3 was a serious letdown.

[Flarecobra]

Corprate Warfare.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

*playback file godzilla_roar1.wmv initialized*

*PING*

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEOOONNNKK!"

[Thadius]

Whoever wins, we're screwed.

[Doc ock rokc]

Stalemate detected. You have trapped yourself. Congratulations.

[Loyal]

Kerensky gets first place.

Flare gets second.

Shy gets honorable mention.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/nyan_cat_timelapse_by_kingaby-d3dygfa.jpg

[Aldurin]

Snack commercials became more interesting during the spike in hallucinogen usage among wealthy business executives and supervisors.

[Flarecobra]

Nyan nyan nyanyanyan....

[rpgdemon]

"I'm no expert, but I'm -pretty- sure that this is a shop..."

[Bard The 5th LW]

ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

[Specterbane]

The most terrifying threat the earth has ever faced.

[Thadius]

As far as I know, feeding this to Galacticus is the only hope we have.

[The SSB Intern]

Then the young Kal-El stopped his rocket, and redirected it back to his dying homeworld.

[Doc ock rokc]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Kerensky287]

Aldurin takes the cake.

Thadius gets second.

(Side note, thad... you might've won with Galactus, but noooo, you had to put GALACTICUS. What the shit is that, man? What the shit is that even?)

[Aldurin]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdIhiTSk5FwVy8uSnjfm1s_ho2z6xu4 _BH0a_oND7pDenVrBl-

[Bard The 5th LW]

If you are close enough to read this sign, then its already too late to stop him.

[Loyal]

This spray is entirely more effective than it has any right being.

[Flarecobra]

Spies are known for stealing and burying this.

[Kerensky287]

The most ironic thing is that the sign is actually a disguised spy.

He backstabs you when you turn and check to make sure no one's about to backstab you.

[rpgdemon]

The spy is actually quite ineffectual. It's the pun that gets the most people.

[Thadius]

You all are missing the 'Triple crossing' sign a few meters in the back, aren't you?

[Aldurin]

Bard gets first, Kerensky gets second.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.mdjunction.com/images/myblog/130131/odd-couple_2263.jpg

[Flarecobra]

I shall love him and cuddle him and name him George.

[Aldurin]

RUN MONKEY!! THE BIRD IS A SPY!!

[Thadius]

The last thing we need for monkeys to do is fly.

[Melfice]

Get out of here.
I swear I'll shit all over your car if you share this photo.

[Doc ock rokc]

"FLY MY PRETTIES FLY!"
"See that honey...there goes our children..."

[Kerensky287]

A small monkey demonstrates the new Gears of War's dynamic cover system.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc takes the gold, and Melfice gets silver.

Honorable mention (Bronze) goes to Thad.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/121/734/Diglett_by_TDSpiral.png?1304984215

[Flarecobra]

Hey, Sarlacc have to start SOMEWHERE.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If you think this is scary, wait till you see Cubone without its helmet.

[Thadius]

And when it evolves? Oh, you don't wanna know...

[Bard The 5th LW]

It still can't move its arms or legs, so I'm unafraid. Whats it gonna do, wiggle its nose at me?

[Aldurin]

Come on, just try attacking him with Dig. I dare ya.

[Kerensky287]

Dyggdrasil, the World Worm.

[Loyal]

That's one hell of a potato.

[Doc ock rokc]

Ald then flare

[Aldurin]

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/th_RYNOkind.png

[Thadius]

The only catch to this specibus is that every time you use it, you have to say 'I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'

Oh, and the fact that ammo for it is few and far between.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Seriously dude, it was just ONE imp.

[Loyal]

For some strange reason, the designer of this specibus had a lot of difficulty getting feedback from his QA testers...

[Flarecobra]

Damnit Derpah!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Spell Description: "There was a city here. It's gone now..."

[Doc ock rokc]

WAIT HERE COMES THE CRESCENDO! AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kerensky287]

Evil Overlord List #43:

If I have access to an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as I can.

[Aldurin]

Flare gets first, even though the RP reference could be considered unfair in other timelines.

Kerensky gets second place (nobody wins second place, because you can only win first place).

And Thad, in games that use that weapon, there's always a vending machine within walking distance where you can buy ammo.

[Flarecobra]

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/595812017089776903/A59D0FA8588A817E70C02EF7841644A2F338B431/

[Aldurin]

TF2 became a lot more interesting with the introduction of the Satanic Sandvich.

[Thadius]

YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN! I AM MAN THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

[Melfice]

Burning with ambition!
Alight with fury!
I. AM. HEAVY!

[Kerensky287]

Everyone is different.

No two people are not on fire.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Loyal]

Yes, that's right, set me on fire! It will only increase the potency of my bullets!

[rpgdemon]

THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOULS.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I set the man on fire, and he just kept shooting. He wouldn't stop. Why wouln't he stop shooting!?!?!

[Flarecobra]

Melfice one.

Bard two.

And no one noticed the Pony the flames made?

[Melfice]

And no one noticed the Pony the flames made?

I was going to do a caption that involved Ponyta, but decided against it in the end.

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb458/MelficeSilesius/Baseball_nolook_catch.gif

[Kerensky287]

"Don't worry," he said, "this game is much safer now that we've stopped using blasters and lightsabers."

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Rays found that they had much more success once they began training and hiring Ninjas on their team.

[Flarecobra]

"My brother was Batman."

[rpgdemon]

"You're out!"

[Specterbane]

"So to answer your question, I'm not sure why they wanted to put me in the outfield."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Sadly, he can only pull this off when he isn't facing the ball, otherwise he has the depth perception of a myopic cyclops.

[Loyal]

"So with that out of the way... what're you doing later tonight?"

[Thadius]

So make a perception check.
Okay, natural 20.
Wha-? Okay, so you manage to catch the baseball that was flying at the back of your head with your bare hand that you had no idea was there and totally impress the reporter.
Awesome, can I hit on her now?
Don't tempt me...

[Aldurin]

After what happened to the last reporter, our lawyer encouraged us to engage in more advanced practices to increase our control and safety.

[Doc ock rokc]

Glad you aske-*SNATCH* F@%king bull$h!t guys. ever since they saw the socer reporte being knocked out by a stray kick they have been trying to pick off every reporter here.

[Melfice]

Thadius first.
Spectrebane second.

EDIT: Honourable mention for Doc. Really, you would have been second, if not for the bull$h!t self-censorship.
Either go all-out or don't use to words in the first place. ;)

[Thadius]

I bring unto you a tiny picture and command you thusly:

http://i56.tinypic.com/vutsx.jpg

Make it funny.

[Flarecobra]

Glub.