Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[Kerensky287]

"Bud, I'm about 5 seconds from calling PETA on your ass. Get your water out of here and stop screwing with my ecosystem."

[Doc ock rokc]

Well, This is the part where he kills us.
"Hello This is the part where I kill you"

[Loyal]

We here in Terraria take our fire hazards very seriously.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Excuse me, I appear to be lost. Can you tell me the way to Albuquerque?

[Specterbane]

Welcome to the lost city of Atlanta! Would you like to tour the Coca-Cola factory?

[Aldurin]

"Dammit, Team Aqua."

[Thadius]

Hmm.

HMMM.

Loyal wins, Shyria takes second, honorable mentions to Aldurin and Flare.

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/wrh53.gif

[Flarecobra]

NAK NAKNAK NAKNAKANKANKA

[Thadius]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RAINBOWS!

I WARNED YOU, BRO!

[Aldurin]

Nyak NyakNyakNyak NyakNyak

[rpgdemon]

This is so totally illegal.

[Kerensky287]

how HIGH do you even have to BE

[Bard The 5th LW]

Air was almost as unreal as that board. Yeah, we aren't seeing that little guy again any time soon.

[Doc ock rokc]

WE HAVE LIFDOFF!

[Loyal]

Bard gets first, Flare second.

Minus points to rpgdemon and Doc for getting the vernacular wrong, and to Earl for being insistently corrective at the expense of the actual caption.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/195/c/9/funny_sign_by_jesus_lvr.jpg

[Flarecobra]

In other words: Do not move.

[Specterbane]

You have made a power enemy today sign.

[Thadius]

Wait, what's this bulls-eye doing here?...

[rpgdemon]

Right next to the "T-Rex Xing" sign.

[Loyal]

You can go straight ahead or turn back if you like; the signs simply prohibit flying up or digging down.

[Aldurin]

In Soviet Russia, the drivers confuse the road signs.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You have to "go up" to escape the maze.

[Loyal]

So, Shyria... what are the rules concerning when the judge of the caption contest takes too long to select a winner?

[Doc ock rokc]

The rules were in the last one that it becomes Up for grabs.

[Bard The 5th LW]

You all lose!

Closest to winning though is Thad. Second is Loyal.

[Thadius]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halolz-dot-com-minecraft-captainfalcon-skin-falconpunch.jpg

Have at!

[Flarecobra]

Sadly, his fist was NOT made of diamond, and he spent a month with his hand in a cast.

He did make up entertaining stories though in that month, the best involving a T-rex, Gamera, and a cat named Tim.

[Aldurin]

And then the creeper blew up.

[Loyal]

Captain Falcon didn't realize you could create a pickaxe to help with this sort of thing, but then he appears to have been doing just fine without.

[Kerensky287]

What? It'll work. He just can't collect the block afterward.

Not like that punch ever leaves any remains behind anyway.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We've secretly replaced this obsidian block with a painted TNT block. Let's watch.

[Doc ock rokc]

and this kids is how the Grand canyon was formed

[Thadius]

Callin' it.

Shyria first, Loyal second, Doc with the honorable mention.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/pikashorve.gif

[Flarecobra]

Pikachu was a bit of a bully in his younger years...

[Aldurin]

The introduction of the "electric mouse" species generated an imbalance in the natural food chain.

[Thadius]

And this is how Garfield learned never to bother with mice.

[Loyal]

Just wait - once it evolves into the dreaded Caliclaw, not even your precious Light Ball will save you.

[Kerensky287]

Evolution in action.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal, then Aldurin, then Thad

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/X2IeV.jpg

[Thadius]

Let nothing distract you from your sacred quest.
But it's pi-
NOTHING!
...Just a taste?
...Only if you bring me some.

[Aldurin]

There are three spies here, and none of them are the guy holding the pie. Should you identify them correctly, you will receive the pie (assuming it isn't one of the spies).

[Doc ock rokc]

This is where the power lies!

[Flarecobra]

So this is what The Rock was cooking, eh?

[Bard The 5th LW]

I don't know if I should say it to his face, but it was a very underwhelming pie.

[Loyal]

Calling it now since I need to sleep. First to Flare, second to Doc, honorables to Thad since I'm sure it'd have been hilarious if only I'd known what the hell he was talking about.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/526517-YB1ME2P.jpg

[Aldurin]

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

[Thadius]

By the power of PONY, this picture is now 20% cooler.

[rpgdemon]

Dude, wtf, why'd you post my picture here?

[Loyal]

In one form or another, everyone likes Pie.

[Doc ock rokc]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

[Umbrellacorp495]

You might want to have that growth looked at, Pinkie Pie

[Flarecobra]

Doc wins, RPG second.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-win-photos-concerned-tiger-win.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

Who is the only one now motherfucker?

[Loyal]

Louie! Louie! What did they do to you, Louie!?

[Aldurin]

Up yours, imposter!

[Flarecobra]

Hobbes, you WILL be avanged!

[Specterbane]

Sad news today, as the world last and only Tigger was found dead in captivity. Death was apparently caused by a massive brain trauma after jumping into a cement ceiling 50 feet above.

[Thadius]

Psychological torturing of zoo animals has never before nor will ever again feature stuffed animals.

[Kerensky287]

Phase 1, complete.

Moving on to phase 2. Godspeed, Tigger. You're our only hope.

[rpgdemon]

It's cool. He'll just got tiger.

[Doc ock rokc]

Baird then specter

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/humorous-004.jpg

More tigers

[Flarecobra]

My Big Tiger: Friendship is Magic.

[Loyal]

The great predator is learning to use its natural camouflage for more... benign purposes.

[Thadius]

I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU!

[Aldurin]

"Take the shot Billy . . . Billy? TAKE THE SHOT!"

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I haz a fwend

[Doc ock rokc]

The Tiger had knocked himself out on the Scarecrow trap

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria wins. Aldurin gets second.

You have no idea how many times my friends say that in casual conversation.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/ss_f59ed101c3fdf72a194722023e38096060f14079800x600 .jpg

[Specterbane]

This summer, come see Heavy Weapons Guy in
Hoard of Chucky: Rampage of Little Baby-men

note: If I get this, I immediately defer to the next person. I'm gone all week, I just couldn't help myself on this one.

[Bard The 5th LW]

THEY SEND BABIES TO FIGHT ME, AND BABIES WON!!!!!!!!!

[Thadius]

THE BABIES HAVE KILLED THE DOCTOR! THEY WILL NOT GET ME!

[Aldurin]

"MEDIC!! Ah, there you are medic. Come with heavy weapons guy. Little baby-men refuse to poosh little cart, and they killed Pyro. Ok, Doctor, keep healing me like that. We'll both be ok. Tell me when you are ready to do thing that makes me see red. Now? Good. We will show them lesson up at top of building."

[Flarecobra]

DOC! You should've said you were taking fertility pills!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"400 Babies! Damn you Powerthirst!"

[Doc ock rokc]

The spy's Hallucination darts worked better then he thought.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hawk gets first, Bard second.

Flare would have gotten second if I hadn't had a sudden rule 34 flashback *shudder*.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn250/dlhorne/PC%20Screenshots/warhammer-40000-dawn-of-war-ii-2008.jpg

[Thadius]

"No no, I got 'im. You just have to be super double extra careful, is all. And pray that it's not a hideous queen human looking to lay its horrible eggs on your scales."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

SURPRISE HIGH-FIVE!

[Aldurin]

"I don't see what the fuss is about. These things are so small and weak and defenseless that it's like fish in a barrel."

[Flarecobra]

(Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2.)

Hey Avitus, you hear something?

[Loyal]

Yeah? Well, mine's bigger.

[Doc ock rokc]

Yeah you think your so tough but guess what? I'm just the mother fucking Distraction.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Calling this now, as I won't be here later. First is Flare, second to Thad.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/534710-H0XYCSP.jpg

[Thadius]

Kitchen Impossible, nerd edition. Jean-Luc Picard and James Tiberius Kirk must make a breakfast for their crews in this simplistic cabin. They have approximately twelve hours to complete this task.

[Aldurin]

Remember, this is uncharted territory for us. Be on your highest guard for anything dangerous.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Don't you address your superior in that tone, Mr. Toaster

[Loyal]

Wait for it... wait... There! See, that's how they used to make toast!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Picard; I don't think much of this new Enterprises bridge Kirk. It looks more like a kitchen.
Kirk; Exactly! It's the ultimate combination of function!

[Doc ock rokc]

OH! MY! GODAREYOUGUYS!?!?!
-Yes yes we ar-
ITS JASON ALEXANDER AND BRUCE WILLIS
-...

[Flarecobra]

Loyal First, Aldurn second.

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/LAIuI.gif

[Flarecobra]

(Little guy in front of Sub-Zero's treadmill) Ok, no one's looking.. time for sabotage!

[Aldurin]

"As everybody else pushes their hardest towards first place in the treadmill race, flailing their arms and legs as hard as they can to keep moving, Sonic maintains his steady pace without even breaking a sweat. It looks like once again he will take the lead."

[Thadius]

Hey, you lot wanted to know how video game heroes stay fit all the time.

[Loyal]

Three entries? Baaaaaaaah.

Earl wins, Thad second.

[Thadius]

It took me a moment, but I'm here to steal it now.

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1095500/1095520_b603_625x1000.jpg

Have at!

[Doc ock rokc]

(worst. photoshop. ever.)
M.C esher's early work.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

On the bright side, space travel just got a whole lot cheaper. On the downside, it's a one way trip.

[Flarecobra]

(But it's only been 12 hours...)

[rpgdemon]

The lack of gravity certainly is strange, but the most puzzling thing about this region is that everyone who travels through it begins to hallucinate, and sees strange floating text right at the fringe of their left eye.

[Loyal]

Where we're going we don't need roads...

[Bard The 5th LW]

The sign was probably made of dark matter.

[Aldurin]

This is considered the express route for helium transportation trucks.

[rpgdemon]

Where we're going we don't need roads...

I don't wanna invalidate my previous entry, but I'd like to add a bit to this one.

"...But they sure help."

So, um, not a real entry. XD

[Thadius]

Bard first, Shyria second, Loyal with honorable mention.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062011/1308916432_aborted_jet_landing_on_carrier.gif

[Flarecobra]

(Hmmm... SU-33N... )

Sergi, you have to land eventually. The food's here.

[Thadius]

The military wondered why the robo-plane was so cheap, and then they looked at some of its coding.

10 FLY
20 GOTO 10

Needless to say, they never dealt with that contractor again.

[rpgdemon]

Hey, this ain't DQ!

[Kerensky287]

For when buzzing the control tower isn't enough.

[Loyal]

I'm sorry, are you landing? I don't see any doughnuts in that jet.

[Aldurin]

Jackass: Air Force Shenanigans

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Ok, landing on three, ready?

One...

*gulp* Two...

THREEEEK! *chickens out at last minute*

[Doc ock rokc]

The only way to dry the deck in a hour.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Oop! Sorry, late again it seems.

Loyal wins, Thad gets second.

[Loyal]

I ... didn't think that'd win. Time to build up another buffer I guess.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I actually was considering giving it to Thad, but I just didn't want to give it to the same guy who had already won beforehand. I did like yours though.

Anyways, a caption!

"This is hard, can't we just murder eachother?"
"No! We must play chess and brood, like true men."

[IHateMakingNames]

The planned ending to FFVII had Xenogears not taken a budget cut.

[Aldurin]

Squeenix's latest combat system attempt goes awry.

[Thadius]

I'm pretty sure that eating the chess pieces is frowned upon...

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Cloud; Hmmm.... horsey to E4!
Sephiroth; For the last time, it's called a knight!

[Loyal]

Assuming no objections, I shall be calling this now.

IHMN first, Hawk second.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/547201-266XTXI.jpg

[Aldurin]

"As much as it may violate Air Force protocol, this is the routine I HAVE to go through to relieve myself, so deal with it."

[Thadius]

Insert tab G into slot H...hey, where's tab G?

[Bard The 5th LW]

"Alright, I got my flight manual at the ready and I'm winging it!"
"One pun is all it takes to be fired newbie."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"Oooh, check out the beauty on page 23. I'd touchdown on her runway, if you know what I mean, heh heh...."

[Kerensky287]

"Uh, say again, HQ? Because I'm PRETTY sure this here's a strategy guide."

[Flarecobra]

Shy won for double entendre. Or however the fuck you spell it.

Keren second.

IKEA award for Thad. You have to build it yourself though.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1308594236758.jpg

[Flarecobra]

LAdies, look at your man, now back at me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. I'm a damn dragon. Sadly, your man isn't me. But he can smell like me if he used the new Old Spike body wash.....

[Kerensky287]

"Bet you're as horny as I am right now."

[Thadius]

Romeo from the dinosaur version of Romeo and Juliet.

[Aldurin]

The new look of the green dragons after years of inbreeding brought upon certain needs for "compensation".

[Loyal]

The phrase "every rose has its thorns" seems a little redundant when you consider the rose.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky then Flare.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/630-600x448.jpg

[Aldurin]

An eyewitness sketch of Justin Bieber without his make-up on.

[Thadius]

And this is why we don't go to Bizarro-World.

[Flarecobra]

Sloth had some hard times after The Goonies, but a name change allowed him to start anew.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I see the Picasso school is alive and well in the art world

[Doc ock rokc]

It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

[Kerensky287]

Doc wins first beccause that sounds like exactly the sort of thing the author might say.

Shyria comes in second because dear gods the eyes on that drawing.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-win-photos-delicious-bacon-art-win.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Sadly, this serene landscape was destroyed in 2 hours by barbeque enthusists.

[Thadius]

I'm fairly certain that if you showed this picture of heaven around more often, you'd get more converts...

[Kerensky287]

The hiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiive with the sound of siiiiiizzliiiiiiing.....

[Aldurin]

The Vinnie Vegan show presents: Vinnie Vegan goes to Hell.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Autopsy image of the interior of Roger Atkins' heart

[Loyal]

Hanzel and Gretel, adjusted for modern audiences.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shy won this
Thad and Ald tie for second

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/ww2kickme.jpg

[Kerensky287]

Little known fact: The exploding briefcase was actually Claus Von Stauffenberg's SECOND attempt at assassinating Hitler.

[Aldurin]

This recently declassified photo is solid evidence that the German language is really English.

[Loyal]

It's well known that Der Führer had no sense of humor, and now you know why!

[Bard The 5th LW]

He overreacted a little after he was told a Jewish man made the sign.

[Thadius]

And when Hitler turned around, the great stampede to obey the sign would begin.

[Flarecobra]

The first attempts on Hitler's life weren't exactly effective... And had the unfortunate effect of improving their morale.

Though his responce WAS the reason why the tanks ran as fast as they could.

[Doc ock rokc]

things learned from this assassination attempt.
1) Germans CAN read English.
2) Hitler has Body doubles.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky, then Doc.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/1456.jpg

[Flarecobra]

You don't want to know about the relatives.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Today on Maury...

[Loyal]

The girl's dressed up like that so you don't notice the gun the other guy smuggled into the reception.

[Aldurin]

The strangest pictures always come from the NRA halloween events.

[Thadius]

Golly, rednecks really WILL marry anything, won't they?

[Bard The 5th LW]

She was being held hostage. The mask was to block her vision and speech. Everyone laughed. They laughed because they didn't know.

[Kerensky287]

Flare wins, then Thadius.

(I just love how the guy with the gun looks so pleased with himself...)

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/439658-Q3GNL4U.png

[Thadius]

Let's not ruin this with words.

[Aldurin]

"Batman, you're hallucinating again. Get off the couch and put down the flashlight."

[Loyal]

Hey, did you hear about the storyline where Batman did part-time work as a dentist? Well, see, it went something like this...

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Ok, so Bat-Shark Repellant wasn't good enough for you eh? Well let's see you make fun of THIS!"

[Bard The 5th LW]

Totally 'shopped, Batman would never turn to the darkside of the force.

[Kerensky287]

Courtship ritual of the Dark Knight.

[Flarecobra]

Aldurin won.

Hawk Second.

[Aldurin]

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/560912928394928538/1F685A713F2DB2613131BC5A76874C5C5BE5AC68/

[Thadius]

You must cut down the mightiest Heavy in all of 2Fort...WIIIIIIIIITH...This mutant herring!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I thought fish were supposed to INCREASE brainpower?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Do notice that Blu was winning.

[Loyal]

Not so sure this makes such a great weapon anymore... Anyone want fishsticks?

[Kerensky287]

Unfortunately, Scout had to learn not to trade weapons with the Heavy the hard way.

[Flarecobra]

Well, they DID say it was a flatfish... just not where it was flat.

[Aldurin]

First to Kerensky, since I could totally imagine denting a fish on a heavy.

Second to Shy.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/1458.jpg

[Aldurin]

Drugs, recent events, pop culture and Salvador Dhali collide.

[Loyal]

You thought Patrick was kidding about that "Ugly Barnacle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY)" story, didn't you?

[Thadius]

...Right, which one of you slipped the pot in my pot of coffee? Own up.

[rpgdemon]

So this is Spongebob's regeneration sequence. Interesting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvAenK95PfQ)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If Hieronymus Bosch were alive today

[Flarecobra]

6_9

[Kerensky287]

rpgdemon gets first despite the fact that Doctor Who has always sort of creeped me out.

Loyal gets second.

[rpgdemon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yOyafqPuOt4/TAg_l7MC4TI/AAAAAAAAAC4/k9ltmyFVfnQ/s1600/300px-salvador_dali_nywts.jpg

Have some Dali.

[Thadius]

You did what to my mother?!

[Kerensky287]

The talented feline poses with its prized piece of art, a wax sculpture of Salvadore Dali.

[Aldurin]

As much as he tried, the cat was unable to impress the crowd with his human ventriloquist act. Which was inconceivable, since he even used a real human corpse as the puppet.

[rpgdemon]

Kerensky first, Aldurin second.

Aldurin, you would have won, had it just been the first sentence.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/1455.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Told ya you didn't want to know about the relatives.

[Thadius]

You have not only made the baby Jesus cry, you've made him cry so much he needs another box of tissues.

[Aldurin]

Oh silly Japan, if only you knew what normal was.

[Bard The 5th LW]

This situation actually made more sense after they started doing drugs.

[rpgdemon]

And that is why you avoid Japanese dating sites.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"I hate having to play dress-up when my idiot cousins come over"

[Loyal]

In which Kerensky shares his habits with the class.

[Doc ock rokc]

"Hey baby, Why the long face?"

[Kerensky287]

There was pretty much no way Flarecobra wasn't going to win this one.

2nd prize goes to Doc ock rokc due to irony.

LAST PLACE GOES TO LOYAL FOR FURSECUUUUUTIOOOOOOON (just kidding it was a very close 3rd place)

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/566274-415N9CU.jpg

[rpgdemon]

And I will call him Squishy, and he will be my squishy.

[Aldurin]

hehehe look, it's a ghost made out of laughing gas. We're all gonna die, hahahaha!

[Kerensky287]

"Dude, it's just like on the pill!"

[Thadius]

Side effects may include nausea, fatigue, cramps, bloating, finding yourself in engineering with Casper the friendly ghost, and hallucinations. Do not operate heavy machinery while taking this medication.

[Loyal]

"Hey, you ever do that thing where the glass in the car was fogged up and you drew on it with your fingers? But then your parents told you to stop because it was dirtying the glass? Worry about that no more, with my newest invention!"

[Doc ock rokc]

HAHAHA PULL MY FINGER!

[Flarecobra]

Thad won. Earl second.

RPG won "Creepy" award.

[Thadius]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/1307630352106.jpg

Nonsense picture is a go!

[rpgdemon]

Picture courtesy of the official league of Calvin Ball.

[Kerensky287]

Test #45: Do Bard song buffs stack?

[Flarecobra]

Not pictured: Them flat on their backs a second later.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Soviet experiments to harness the Power of Rock fell flat on their backs. Literally.

[Aldurin]

The Russian team for the World Cup still needs time to be strong enough for the amps while still being able to be competent soccer players.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Man, I don't think this "sport of the future" is really working out too well."

[Loyal]

Performance art. If you don't understand what's going on here, it's not meant for you.

[Intern Nin]

"Sorry comrade, this just isn't doing anything for me."

"Nutski. And here I thought I had finally figured out a way to make soccer interesting."

[Thadius]

Late, but I was caught up in 'things.'

RGP first, Nin second.

RPG, whatcha got?

[rpgdemon]

Sorry, was out of town.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/540648201824296856/A4AFA28B635905B9221188720B9900847480A4B7/

Does this work?

[Flarecobra]

"Ok, maybe eating that slime was not a good idea for exploring... but imagine the art possabilities!"

[Aldurin]

The hidden level: Rave at the Graveyard.

[Doc ock rokc]

What Disco ritual?

[Thadius]

Right hand on blue!

[Intern Nin]

"Well, as far as fever dreams go, this is one of the weirder ones."

[Bard The 5th LW]

Is this going to be forever?

[Loyal]

Sometimes, when you're waiting for your party to come together, you like to just sit there and look at the colors.

[rpgdemon]

Aldurin first, Bard Second.

[Aldurin]

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/gmod_heavy.jpg

[Thadius]

WE ARE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY. LOWER YOUR GUNS AND SURRENDER YOUR HATS. WE WILL ADD YOUR LOADOUT DISTINCTIVENESS AND YOUR MEDALS TO OUR OWN. YOUR CLIENT WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[Flarecobra]

(Borg)

It runs on sandviches and peach fizzes.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Wait till you see the guns fuse together. There's really just no hope for you.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That's the last time I buy a sandwich from that deli!

[Kerensky287]

You've heard of a Grey Goo scenario? Trust me - it could be far, far worse.