Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[Loyal]

Look, we put this mask on him, nobody will be able to tell he's a dog. The drug dealers will never see it coming!

[Thadius]

Callin' it.

Doc first, Keien second.

WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED UPON US?

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/SVaCv.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

Side note; in the UK he's called Wally. I'm not sure which I prefer.

[Aldurin]

Rated A for Acid Trip.

[Loyal]

Then God said, “Let the earth be filled with living creatures.” So He made the animals on the earth, the cattle, and every thing that crawls upon the earth—all producing after their kinds; and God saw that it was good.

[Thadius]

You're normally an advocate of diversity and strong sense of community but this is one cultural rainbow you wish would just go fuck off.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius knocked this one out of the park.
Ald gets an A for effort

[Thadius]

http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/k/a/m/kami812009435.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Cockball was no where near as interesting as the name promised.

[Aldurin]

Chicken 1: "So wait, are you sure this should be 2 cocks and one ball?"

Chicken 2: "That's what she said."

Chicken 1: "I need better friends."

[Thadius]

Let's give it to RPG this time. Aldurin can have second.

Let's also get more than two people in on this.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Two days and nothing from either winners. Time for the free for all round.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Cosplay2.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Not an entry:

I'm sorry I didn't post a picture! My life has been hectic recently, and I've been forgetting all sorts of things that need to be done, in lieu of other things that need to be done.

[Aldurin]

"This costume's a triumph.

The judge is making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."

[Thadius]

"Would you like to take part in our survey? Twenty dollars and cake will be provided if you answer some questions."

[Loyal]

P-Body and Atlas were pleased by their promotions to test administrators until they realized it was simply GLaDOS testing the effects of labcoats on Portal Gun testing.

Mafia's prevalence keeps making me forget this exists.

[Revising Ocelot]

"I AM NOT A MORON! See, I've got a higher mark than you. And you're not even wearing a tie."
"These aren't test scores metalhead, they're the times for when you go on stage. You're late by 2 hours. Congratulations."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Ocelot first, Loyal second

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/dvLXn.png

[Red Mage Black]

From that day forward, Bro Strider retired making puppets, because there was no fucking way he could make one creepier than that.

[rpgdemon]

PICALCHU: PII PII KAA KAA CHUU CHUU

[Aldurin]

Bro decided to use this puppet in place of Cal for the added electric damage in battle.

[Loyal]

[AGGRIEVE] [ASSIST]
[ACTUATE] .[ABSCOND]

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That was the first and last time Ash tried licking a Croagunk to get high.

[Thadius]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

[Revising Ocelot]

WinRars: Loyal first, rpgdemon second.

Although you should have kept the "Can't abscond, bro!", Loyal.

[Loyal]

Didn't want to oversaturate it between the caption and Youtube ID.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/325/a/8/mario_is_a_gentleman_by_eiffelart-d4gu6mo.png

[Aldurin]

Elder Shrooms V didn't actually work out as well as the devs hoped.

[Thadius]

A Mario ice level with an escort mission? Fuck that noise.

[Loyal]

First to Earl, second to Thad.

Negative points to RO for an egregiously inappropriate use of Homestuck.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Once again, time's up so it's free for all.

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/abd-23.gif

[Aldurin]

"40 Gold added to bounty in Australia.
1000 Gold added to bounty in Australia.
Last witness drowned, 1040 gold removed from bounty in Australia."

[Loyal]

The genetic uplift program for kangaroos hit a snag when it turned out they were all massive dicks.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aldurin, then Loyal

[Aldurin]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/9797028696/1/tumblr_lqmairBA2q1qd6q29

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Creeper vs. Enderman.

Whoever wins, we lose.

[Doc ock rokc]

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
ssssssssssssssss *BOOM*
OW BAD SQUISHY!

[Loyal]

Oh god, I've never had a kid before. I have no idea what to do with this. How do I change a diaper? Does it even need a diaper? What does it eat? Oh man.

[Thadius]

"Honey, have you seen the kid?"
"Not since he was playing in the pumpkin patch!"

[Aldurin]

Loyal first, Doc second.

[Loyal]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/170/2/7/_Metal_Gear__UP__by_Zoroko.jpg

[Ravashak]

Round 5236, FIGHT!

[Aldurin]

"Odd, I don't remember Otacon being a fat boy scout . . ."

[Loyal]

Lack of participation is super-disappointing.

Earl had the better caption, buuuuuuuuuut I'm gonna give it to Ravashak anyway because Earl just went.

[Aldurin]

I'll wait two days for this one if participation is low, to give busy people a chance.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/penny-arcade-disincentive-490.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

Instead of finishing in 12th place, Mikey managed to get 11th. He was so happy that day.

[Flarecobra]

Never underestimate the short fat one.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Aint no rule saying a turtle can't run the 100 meter dash

[rpgdemon]

Tank really wanted to step up his game, after his poor performance in the actual events part of the pet games.

[BahamutFlare]

Jack the Ripper would purposely come in last in these track events. Next, he grabbed the lightning and went to town.

[Aldurin]

Bard first, BahamutFlare second.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/laughing%20humorous%20pictures/super_funny_cute%20images_e897bd7a544ea8b129585e52 19768be0.jpg

[Aldurin]

Never cross a pony during a discreet drug deal.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[Doc ock rokc]

I do not think this its the way to install more horse power
Now you tell me

[BahamutFlare]

The blue wire and red wire were crossed by Mr. Ed.
Now Jimbob McJimmison lies on his car dead.
A regret in the past.
No longer he lasts.
His horse got revenge for not being fed.

[Flarecobra]

I think it's the starter motor Phil.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc Wins, Earl claims second.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/uoYpq.gif
FUS RO DAH!

[Aldurin]

"If using the dummy rounds on our intern indicated anything, then the lethal rounds should suffice for a zombie apocalypse scenario."

[Flarecobra]

Bless you.

[Loyal]

Test #021 of the "Home Alone" series of weaponry proved an inspirational success.

[KeienSlayer]

"I probably could have gone with just a bucket of water on top of the door, but this prank was much more satisfying."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When Office Warfare goes Unregulated

[Doc ock rokc]

Flare wins
Shyria comes in second
The ladies just killed you guys

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/774348-F1HPEXQ.jpg

[Aldurin]

Those arms dealers that are wanted world-wide develop the BEST disguises.

[Revising Ocelot]

Last Christmas, he received Modern Warfare 3. This year's gift was only logical.

[Bard The 5th LW]

There's a war on Christmas, and Christmas is fighting back.

[Flarecobra]

Bard, then Aldurin

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.stripers247.com/images/schoolgirl-wins.gif

[Aldurin]

And you thought that Japan was always exaggerating in its anime action scenes.

[Doc ock rokc]

Cassandra Cain didn't do very much out of Gotham....
According to Batman

[Flarecobra]

And that's why you don't mess with Zangif's daughter.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Aldurin first, Doc second

[Aldurin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9e/Blank.svg/500px-Blank.svg.png

Hint: The image isn't broken.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Meanwhile, in Siberia

[Flarecobra]

You don't see the ghost polar bear playing with white out?

[Loyal]

Racism!

[Revising Ocelot]

Apple decided Blue Screens of Death were a relic of the uncool and unhip 00's.

[KeienSlayer]

It's actually a prototype of the latest craze: four dimensional television.

Oh? You can't see the fourth dimension? How sad for you.

[Doc ock rokc]

Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

[Aldurin]

Bard, then Keienslayer.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://c.asstatic.com/images/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

Fuck you, I'm a bull.

[Aldurin]

The Elder Scrolls: Spain is still pretty buggy.

[Flarecobra]

That would be more impressive had that been a real bull.

[Thadius]

>Ride bull like a mechanical bull
You may have done some crazy things, but this is where you draw the fucking line.

[Bard The 5th LW]

RO then Aldurin.

[Revising Ocelot]

http://i.imgur.com/MFaSx.jpg

[Flarecobra]

SWAN!!!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'M WEARING BOOTS OF ESCAPING! (http://youtu.be/TxF0vygnF2Y)

[Bard The 5th LW]

Remind me again why we don't have guns for this?

[Thadius]

"Our only suspect is fleeing! Quick, lure it back with some bread!"

[KeienSlayer]

"You have the right to remain silent! Anything you honk can and will be used against you in a court of law!"

[Aldurin]

"Cops vs Wild" didn't work as well as the producers had hoped.

[Loyal]

I don't think this is who the woman was talking about when she said she got "goosed in public."

[Revising Ocelot]

Bard first, Keien second.

Don't care
goose

http://i.imgur.com/XO1Be.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0LlKkQ7nRJI/SI7-E_AVdGI/AAAAAAAADJs/5_LhBACsjgY/s400/funny_bike.jpg

[Thadius]

Pablo regretted not installing a horn after taking this job.

[Aldurin]

Inventories in real life.

[Flarecobra]

Bob had to make a quick getaway after looting people's houses RPG style, and discovered life isn't an RPG.

[BahamutFlare]

Santa Claus before he got his magical sleigh and reindeer.

[Doc ock rokc]

Fucking Bag of holding is shorting out again.

[Thadius]

http://i42.tinypic.com/sp90qv.jpg

Caption start!

[Flarecobra]

(I actually sent Bard a message today asking about this...)

[Bard The 5th LW]

Flare wins. BahamutFlare 2nd

[Flarecobra]

Spoke with Thad, he said "Go ahead."

So have Rocket Launcher Jesus,

http://sadpanda.us/images/785137-T6MTWVR.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Speak softly and carry a big piece

[Aldurin]

The post-industrial-age expansion to the New Testament was on the Best Seller List for a long time.

[Loyal]

The Power of Christ compels you!

But if that doesn't work, I have alternatives.

[KeienSlayer]

"When Michael went to get a soda, he was there... with a rocket launcher and god mode."

"TO JESUS!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdWkKKSckNk

[Bard The 5th LW]

The Lord did say "Love thy neighbor", and love them he did.

[Flarecobra]

Loyal, then Shy.

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/T0iLY.jpg

[Flarecobra]

HULKS PLAYBOYS!

[Bard The 5th LW]

On the plus side, that pacifist run through will be pretty easy after he kills all your enemies in his rampage.

[BahamutFlare]

Hulk wanted Playgirl!!!

[Aldurin]

Shitting your pants in that tight of a stealth suit is VERY uncomfortable.

[Red Mage Black]

This wasn't the walking nuclear death machine that Snake was hoping to find.

[Loyal]

Won't be around at three, so.

RMB first, Bard second.

[Red Mage Black]

There is a pic I want to upload and set up for captioning, but both the computer and my net are majorly sucking.

Therefore... I am disappointingly passing this one off to Bard.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/pickpocket_duck.jpg

[rpgdemon]

Aflack's got you covered. Just give us a second.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I guess RPG takes it home then

[Flarecobra]

Well, it's been over 36 hours...

http://sadpanda.us/images/791746-MQC585D.jpg

[Aldurin]

You know it's a girl under that since a male stormtrooper would pass out from the sheer force of their boner colliding with the armor.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Oh Stormtrooper #436342, no one can know of our forbidden love...

[Loyal]

Wait a minute... you're not Alex!

[Doc ock rokc]

this is the man you're looking for

[Flarecobra]

Doc, then Loyal.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/UeZbe.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Sorry ol' Yeller. But I gotta put ya down.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

GIVE ME MY COOKIE BACK!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Clever Girl

[Revising Ocelot]

Slow walks don't work when your target is just pulling a "LOL!" face at you.

[Aldurin]

The Uncut version of the next Deus Ex game.

[KeienSlayer]

"Hold on--I need to go get my gun back."

[Doc ock rokc]

Sorry ol' Yeller. But I gotta put ya down.
ooo that could go both ways!
GIVE ME MY COOKIE BACK!
GIVE HER THE DAMN COOKIE BACK!
Clever Girl
I don't think this fits.
Slow walks don't work when your target is just pulling a "LOL!" face at you.
How truthful
The Uncut version of the next Deus Ex game.
Insta-buy
"Hold on--I need to go get my gun back."
???

Ald wins followed by flare and then Shy

[Aldurin]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/276784663/intel_is_spy_by_the_aldurinian-d4ksgev.jpg

[Revising Ocelot]

The scout has a stress ball.

The spy has a stress scout.

[Doc ock rokc]

It was the only Intelligent thing to do.
Counter-intelligence

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc Ock's Guide to Cheap Tricks #42

[Aldurin]

Doc first, Shy second. Disappointing turnout for all that effort. I'm going to throw the winning line on it and submit it to Halolz.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://i.imgur.com/oIA7Z.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Just because it's an underwear only club, doesn't mean I can't be dressed up in other ways.

[Doc ock rokc]

guess who wins

[Flarecobra]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m107/grthwllms/1221595633127.gif

[Aldurin]

Cover image for the Encyclopedia of Gangsta Fail.

[Flarecobra]

All your's Aldurin.

And I blame Mafia for the falloff here.

[Aldurin]

http://i.imgur.com/1oMZ0.jpg

[BahamutFlare]

Goddamnit Nappa.

[Flarecobra]

Burn baby burn.

[Doc ock rokc]

BOOOOOOWWWWSSSSEEEERRRRR
BOOOOOOOWWWWSSSSEEEERRRR
I Have a fire flower!
God damn it mario

[KeienSlayer]

It's okay, his power level is only one thousand and six.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The original pitch for the Mario games.

They told him it would never catch on.

[Aldurin]

"What is his life-count at?"

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!"

[Aldurin]

I win, no runner ups ok it's bard then bahumutflare.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://sadpanda.us/images/803691-DSRKBOE.jpg

[Flarecobra]

(Red X.)

[Revising Ocelot]

The void consumes another innocent image in it's all-consuming grasp, never for it to be seen again.





Unless Bard edits his post.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shows up just fine for me!

[Loyal]

I had to quote Bard's post to get the image URL, but until then it didn't show up. Probably a measure against direct linking.

That is to say, rehost your pics.

CAPTION: This is how I got my teachers to believe I could parallel-park.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Rehosted so hopefully all you folks can see it now.

[Flarecobra]

Next month, I will NOT tip those garbagemen that nickel.

[Revising Ocelot]

The perfect camouflage for a Skoda.

[Aldurin]

"Clearly the work of professionals."

[BahamutFlare]

The ugliness of a car is just where it's supposed to be...surrounded by crap.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Flare, then Loyal.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/805925-TIQB652.jpg

[Loyal]

Where are his corners? This isn't Steve at all! Get him!

[BahamutFlare]

Maybe we should've waited until night before recruiting the skeleton and zombie for war.

[Aldurin]

The problem with chases like this is that mobs don't have hunger meters.

[Flarecobra]

Yay for having more then one responce this time around!

Loyal first, for actually knowing the name of the character.
Aldurin second.

[Loyal]

http://i.imgur.com/UZsDT.jpg

[Aldurin]

Redneck Dental Care, part of Texas' plan to preserve their budget.

[Flarecobra]

Robin Hood myth #27: Robin Hood actually had one arm.

[Loyal]

I shall have to give this one back to Flare.

Earl is in last (by which I mean second) place.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/807776-Q28D35K.jpg