Son of the Bride of the Spawn of the Caption Contest: Secrets of the Mummy's Curse

[Shyria Dracnoir]

IT LIVES AGAIN!

RULES: Post a picture, and your fellow forumites have 24 hours to submit a silly caption for it. At the end of the captioning period, the original poster picks the captions they like the best (winner and runner up), and the winner who submitted it posts the next picture.

OTHER RULES: The winner has 24 hours to post a new picture; if this period passes without a post, the runner up gets 24 hours to post their new picture. If 48 hours elapse without a picture from either the winner or runner up, the post is up for grabs and anyone can post a new one.

Let us begin!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/2011-03-27_00002.jpg

[Steel Shadow]

Some say you shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight. I say they're not trying hard enough.

[Flarecobra]

You nicked my blade.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"And now, on the Oversized Massive Knife, the Sniper with Vivaldis The Four Seasons in G minor."

[rpgdemon]

That's not a knife... THIS is a knife.

[Thadius]

You thought the sword-gun was ridiculous, just wait till you see what Engie made this one do!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I don't need no damn gun to pop caps in your ass! My knife shoots bullets damnit!

[Specterbane]

Australia's reenactment of Final Fantasy 8.

[russianreversal]

Wow, Shyria is really bad at this.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

First place is Steel Shadow

Second place is rpgdemon

Oh, and before I forget...

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/Russianreversal.png

Wanker.

[Steel Shadow]

Ohhh right, now I remember why I don't do these!

One hasty google search later:

http://img848.imageshack.us/img848/4702/runaway.jpg


Have at thee!

[Thadius]

Here we see a Hovercat picking out his next victim. One will escape unharmed, and the other will...not.

[Flarecobra]

Hey, go long!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Unidentified Fuzzy Objects

[Oron]

Flying dragon companions had become such a cliché, so they had to think of something.

[batgirl]

Oblivious to her friend's cries, Megan was unaware tha she was about to become the prey of the infamous Leaping Predatory Plushie!

[Loyal]

Waldo's taken some very drastic measures in an effort to throw off the hunt...

[Steel Shadow]

And time's up!

First Place: Batgirl

Second Place: Thadius

Bonus point: Loyal

[batgirl]

Woohoo! Here you go!

http://files.sharenator.com/bull_Funny_Pics-s500x375-17812-580.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Why it pays to never be too bullheaded when dealing with obnoxious coworkers.

[Loyal]

After an unsuccessful run on its first opening, it was clear that "antigravity bullfighting" just wasn't gonna catch on.

[Specterbane]

If you thought that was impressive you should've seen the flying kick and the aerial somersault the bull did before that.

[Thadius]

My Little Bullfighter.

[Flarecobra]

Breakdance Bullfighter

[Intern Nin]

And that's why they call me "Toreador the Magnificent"!

[rpgdemon]

Poor Tavros. I warned you about stairs, bro. I TOLD you DOG.

[Doc ock rokc]

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"You know, we really need to work on the landing."

[batgirl]

First place: Specterbane

Second: Hawk

Bonus point for awesome: Thad

[Specterbane]

When it doubt, use ninjas:

http://www.japanprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/ninja-children.jpg

[Steel Shadow]

By the time you see this, you're already dead.

[batgirl]

I've heard of the power of youth, but this is getting ridiculous!

[russianreversal]

Yeah whatever I could tak

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We are a wall. Move along, pwease.

[Loyal]

The cookie-selling kids decided it was time to take a new approach to their marketing strategy.

[Thadius]

Just pray they didn't attend the academy of Thief. Wait, what am I doing with these Thin Mints?...

[Flarecobra]

Even Ninja need day-care.

[Doc ock rokc]

and when they go home they try to "Shank shank shank mommy's ankles" Adorable.

[Specterbane]

Ok, a little late for 24 hours, but there were spys sappin' my sentries.

Anyhow, winners.

1st: Doc gets it for the Dr. McNinja refrence.

2nd: Flare, because I could just imagine a massively empty daycare and people walking by confused.

Honorable mentions:
Shyria who could've gotten it if she'd used the speech impediment more (awong instead of along)

Now Doc, wha' cha' got?

[Doc ock rokc]

ITS A NEW CAR! wait wait wrong show
here is a check.
http://www.rants.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/maa/check-small.png

[Loyal]

If you're gonna buy real groceries, you can't use imaginary money. It's not that complex.

[Flarecobra]

The banks piss me off with their procedures... so I'll get them back with THIS.

[rpgdemon]

The check used to pay for troublemaker Ferris Euler's lunch, on his infamous day off.

[Thadius]

"You could just say, 'This is a stickup,' sir. It isn't that hard."

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It's assholes like this that are the reason our economy is in shambles.

[Steel Shadow]

While Karl was initially only trying to make a snarky point about the place of complex mathematics in day to day life, he forgot to carry the one. And that is how he lost his entire life savings.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shy first
Flare and thad second
RPGDemon loses because he misspelled Bueller!

[rpgdemon]

LEARN TO MATH! I believe that YOU lose, for posting that check and not knowing what it means. D:<

[Doc ock rokc]

LEARN TO MATH! I believe that YOU lose, for posting that check and not knowing what it means. D:<

sorry but you shouldn't have gone after Bueller. That's like one of my Top Five

[rpgdemon]

It was a very hilarious pun!


Euler's law: e^ix = cos(x) + isin(x)

This makes e^i(PI) = -1

-1 + 1 = 0

So, you take Ferris Bueller's day off, and then give it to Euler, and you will get a meal paid for with that check.

[Doc ock rokc]

Dood you lost calm down.

[rpgdemon]

I don't care about the win or the loss. I care about mathematically proving that I am funny.

Because, let's be honest, if you can say that you've mathematically proven that you're funny, you are in a good spot in life.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/OL-onyxiastage1.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Why one should always meet the parents before getting a girl pregnant.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Ah, so this is what he meant by "Don't wake the mother."

[Specterbane]

Why doesn't my box of 'Puny Human Cereal' (Now with 70% more people!) have a prize in it!

[Loyal]

Well, ma'am, the problem here is plain as day. Your tonsils are all inflamed and there's stuff in your teeth. Have you been eating anything unusual lately?

[russianreversal]

Oh, you're supposed to unwrap these things first, aren't you?

[Thadius]

"No, it's an attack! My cunning plan is after the dragon eats me, I'll attack it from the insi- I didn't think this through, did I?"

[Doc ock rokc]

Hi we are from Jehovah's witness-

[Shyria Dracnoir]

First is Specterbane.

Second is Hawk.

Honorable Mention is Flare, for bringing up another good reason regarding the overall implausibility of half dragons.

[Specterbane]

http://urbanprankster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/treeeyes1.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Garry's Mod IRL

[Melfice]

Big Brother is watching you.
Always.

[Flarecobra]

The Kite-Eating Tree's urban brother.

[Thadius]

We are a tree. Move along please.

[Loyal]

Pictured: One very confused and frightened tree who woke up after a five year nap and wondered where all his friends disappeared to.

[Doc ock rokc]

Signs your tree grew into the sewer system

[Specterbane]

That's a full day there.

1st place goes to Loyal because HA ha...deforestation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyWhqKr5Fpk).

2nd place goes to Flare because it's always great to bring up Charlie Brown.

[Loyal]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2pq9hqx.gif

[Melfice]

"Where can I find the Warhammer 40.000 models? And the painting tables?"
"Uh-huh, oh, yeah... over there! Whoo! Oh, look at me! Aaaand, over there."

[Thadius]

"Let's get this party started!"
"Let's not and never say we did."

[rpgdemon]

W41T 1 H4V3 1T F1GUR3D OUT

TH1S 1S D3F1N4T3LY YOU DAV3

[Flarecobra]

Derpy Dancing.

[Loyal]

Melfice wins this one. [e] Because it makes me think of Howard Taylor as one of those Mana series shopkeepers.

Thad's in second. [e] Because it manages to be reasonably funny on its own, non-referential merits.

[Melfice]

Aaaaand... here you go:
http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb458/MelficeSilesius/1278327641783.gif

[Flarecobra]

Operamonkey.... Byyye byyyyyyyyeeeeee!!!!

[Doc ock rokc]

My Name Is Ien-ohgo Monk-toya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Aldurin]

"Fred never understood why the other boom mike guys wouldn't go on recording assignments on the slum-variant chimpanzees. Clearly the rumors of their mastery of concealed thrown weaponry were bullsh-"

[Thadius]

"This cage ain't big enough for the two of us."

[russianreversal]

Melfice had had enough of the ninjas, so this time he decided he was going to show them his own Monkey Fist.

[Specterbane]

"Well your honor, what do you have to say to THIS!" Monkey Wright: Ace Attorney.

[The SSB Intern]

COME ON! [/Captain Falcon]

[Melfice]

Numero uno: Specterbane, because it just perfectly fits the movements of the chimp.
Nummer zwei: russianreversal, because you can't go wrong with ninjas and kung-fu.
Honourable mention: Doc ock Rokc, because The Princess Bride. If I'd seen the film, and know how Montoya moves when he gives that line, it might have been number one. (MIGHT have.)

Take it away, Specterbane!

[Specterbane]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/gifbinpatonthebackprank.gif?t=1271688090

[Aldurin]

"And that's how I pulled off that skateboard stu-QUIT CHECKING OUT MY ASS, PUNK!!"

[Thadius]

"I saw it coming, I just didn't know what the hell it was!"

[Flarecobra]

BONK!

[Bard The 5th LW]

The misunderstanding was never rectified, and he never put his shirt back on.

[Loyal]

Shirtless-O'Clock Rules are now in effect. Violators will be punished!

[Specterbane]

First place goes to Flare, for bringing the best new Caption to the table on this one.

Second place goes to Loyal, for bringing it back around as well.

Honorable mention goes out to Bard, because I think that's what actually describes that happening.

Wha'cha got Flare?

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/430327-2TE9UDH.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

Wait you are saying that the beer was non alcoholic...Oh god!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You know, you only rent beer.

[Thadius]

"'scuze me, you gonna drink that?"

[Specterbane]

"Officer, what do you mean 'intent to distribute to minors'?" And that's how Easter was ruined.

[Loyal]

BYOB - Bunny Yearns (for) Our Booze

[Aldurin]

And adults all over the world relearned the magic of Easter that they had left behind in their childhood.

[Melfice]

"Okay, I know what this looks like. But it's non-alcoholic. NO, I WON'T GO AROUND DRESSED AS SANTA THIS YEAR. Yeesh... I've been doing this since the 17th century. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny#Origins) You get drunk just once, and nobody will ever let it go."

[Flarecobra]

Earl won, as it would be kinda cool to see the Easter Bunny bring drinks.
Loyal second
Melfice third.

[Aldurin]

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens12396721module112430921photo_1_128045634 9fallout_new_vegas_screenshot_1

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"FORE!"

[Flarecobra]

They say don't bring knives to a gunfight... nothing about hockey sticks.

[Doc ock rokc]

Would you kindly KILL! A man... chooses... a slave... obeys. OBEY!"

[Specterbane]

And truly amazing, he still made a hole in one.

[Melfice]

How many times do I have to keep telling you...?
From the HIPS!
Look at that! His head is still attached!

[Thadius]

It slices, it dices, it's a combination golf club and weapon all rolled into one, I call it...THE MASTER CLUB! Capable of hitting a ball five hundred yards or taking off the head of your pesky foe, this baby sells for $29.95! Act now!

[The SSB Intern]

"AAAH SPIDER!"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Yep, you were right Bill, I should have gone with the 5 iron, not the 6. What was I thinking?!"

[Loyal]

Golf clubs overpowered, nerf please.

[Aldurin]

SSB is first, because that is the most hilarious and understandable situation (in my view).
Doc gets second for the Bioshock reference I never really thought about before, though that courier is gonna need a good golf club if the command applies to everything that moves.

Special mention to Shyria for posting the extremely obvious answer.

[The SSB Intern]

After a breakneck scrounging for something to post, I came up with this.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b44/aggrovated/508068_93423_7b4feaba28_p.jpg

DESCEND.

[Flarecobra]

EXTREME JUICE!

[russianreversal]

And you wanted to know why there's warning labels on everything.

[Loyal]

The GM's decision to include skill checks for EVERY action was never very popular to begin with, but when results like this began following critical failures, the players rioted.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Boom. Headshot.

[rpgdemon]

Warning: Known by the state of California to cause cancer.

[Aldurin]

In retrospect, he overreacted when his Pip Boy told him he was suffering from dehydration.

[Doc ock rokc]

Hey dude check out this mask. When i hold it up like so it looks like I smacked myself in the face with jam or something.

[Thadius]

ToastMan faces his only weakness: A flying can of jam. Will he make it back to his superhero lair to remove the jam before he becomes consumed by a hungry civilian? Tune in next time on Breakfast Food Heroes to find out!

[Specterbane]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE ALL OUT OF APPLE!!! GGGRRRAAARRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The SSB Intern]

RussianReversal made me chuckle so he gets first.

Loyal gets second for also making laugh, but also making me ashamed of my nerdiness.

Specterbane gets honorable mention for reasons I cannot state here.

[russianreversal]

Excellent:
http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/picture-321.png?w=408

[Flarecobra]

"I'm Jame Bond. I can get us out of this!." "No, I am. And I'll get us out of this." "No, I am." "I am!" "Liar!" "You're the fablubble!" *Tide comes in as they argue.*

[Specterbane]

"Dude only, this is the second worst time I've ever been a groomsman. Don't worry."

[Melfice]

- I told you it was a stupid idea to dress up like this and order "Martinis. Shaken, not stirred."
- Just... shut up.

[Thadius]

And over the course of several years, these two nuts will grow into lovely Spytrees.

[rpgdemon]

Known by the state of California to cause cancer.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"When the gala invitation said 'seaside views', this was not what I expected"

[Loyal]

I got an itch, dude. Can you get it for me?

[Steel Shadow]

"...I don't care, it was totally worth it."

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"Sooo.... I spy?"

[russianreversal]

Hawk, you are go.
Loyal, you are follow.
RPG, you are honorable mention.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I swear it gets harder and harder to find decent pics for these things. Here, try this one;

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii87/Hawk_of_Battle/Air-offce-illusion.jpg

[Thadius]

Loading Stealth Jet.exe.
1% complete.
Please wait...

[Flarecobra]

Damnit man, quit fooling around and help me find who stole the jet!

[russianreversal]

Oh man, you guys, check this out. Wonder Woman's gonna be soooo pissed.

[Specterbane]

"'Maybe it's like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, maybe if I just step out...' and that's how I ended up with a broken ankle Doc."

[Loyal]

The military's newest innovation in stealth technology had run into a few snags.

[Doc ock rokc]

Pilot: I've put up with you long enough! Now, fight me, an enemy you cannot see!

Tango: You're right there!

Pilot: What?!

Tango: There! Your "mighty" cloaking device cloaks the Jet but not you!

Pilot: Lies! Now, behold the doom cannon!

Tango: I can't, it's invisible!

Pilot: But you can see me?

Tango: That's what I said.

Pilot: Oh, that's stupid!

Tango: Really stupid!

Pilot: You dare agree with me?! Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Whoops, I suddenly developed a social life the last few days and was unable to get back online. Anyway first is Thad, second is Loyal.

[Thadius]

http://i52.tinypic.com/afgbcp.jpg

Caption GO!

[Flarecobra]

... I think I got invited to the WRONG party.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

"Ok, so I'll distract them, and you make a run for the spawner right?....Thad?..."

[Loyal]

And this is why Nik was kicked out of Ninja school.

[Doc ock rokc]

"You know you can just say Nik. Because there is no one else here...Right?"
"MY MIND!"

[russianreversal]

"Be very quiet and don't mo-..."
*looks around*
"aww fu-"

[Melfice]

... why me?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Maybe if you run away really quickly while screaming, they won't see you.

[Aldurin]

Thad was lucky enough to catch on to the fact the the creepers were not fake but instead trained by the camera man. Nikose remained blissfully unaware of his lack of lifespan and wallet (Thad had to pay the taxi going the fuck away from there somehow.)

[Thadius]

Aaaaaaaaand TIME!

Everyone, I repeat, EVERYONE, fails for not posting 'Clever girl' or some variant thereof. Also accepted: 'That's a very nice EVERYTHING you've got there...'

Now I have to pick who fails the least.

Loyal can be in first this time, Bard can have second.

[Loyal]

It's hardly a worthy caption if everyone goes for the obvious.

Now, go nuts.

[russianreversal]

He's a biter.

[Flarecobra]

He's from Japan. And you know what comes from Japan...

[Thadius]

Otherwise he'll feel obligated to return the favor, and we're not liable for any mental scarring you pick up.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

He'll get mad because he hasn't beaten the gym needed to use that move outside of battle.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

We are not liable for any tentacle related advances on your body that might follow.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Huh, I guess there really are warning labels on everything these days.

[Aldurin]

Only paying customers are allowed to go that far.

[Loyal]

Alright, that's enough time I suppose.

Hawk wins first place, Earl gets second.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I won again? Cool.

http://www.gamepad-dojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sin.jpg

[Thadius]

YOU ARE SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME! GWAHAHAHAHAH!

[Flarecobra]

Do you have any Grey Peupon?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Maybe if we tickle his belly he'll leave...

[Kerensky287]

AAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s)

[Aldurin]

Don't give me that look, I was on a business meeting so it was totally my wife's responsibility to feed you yesterday.

[Specterbane]

This was the beginning of the inspiration for "Mario & Luigi : Bowser's Inside Story"

[Doc ock rokc]

...oh this is going to suck

[Melfice]

... you really let yourself go, dad.

[rpgdemon]

I honestly have no idea what's going on in this picture.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

First place to Melfice
Second to Thadius

Dishonourable mention to Kerensky for bringing up that scene.
Second dishonourable mention to rpgdemon for apparantly never playing FFX. Go and amend that oversight immediately sir.

[Melfice]

What? THAT won? Wow. Uh... lemme see here.

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb458/MelficeSilesius/Dogguntub.jpg

That's the best I got on such short notice. Have at it!

[Aldurin]

"I bet your mommy was never cool enough to shoot the monster in your bedroom closet."

[Thadius]

Inspired by Hot Tub Time Machine, the family decides to take a Bathtime Safari.

[The SSB Intern]

"I tamed it."

[rpgdemon]

I honestly have no idea what's going on in this picture.

[Flarecobra]

Psi-Dog commands you to take random pictures.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When the gunk in your drain proves too much for conventional cleaners, it's time to get serious.

[Doc ock rokc]

"-HE is the Most Interesting Child in The World."

[Kerensky287]

The I Am Legend series really went downhill after that first movie.

[Specterbane]

Past time, but why not leave one:

Hasbro met with mixed results when they tried to expand their market into... unconventional areas.

[Melfice]

I have been busy all day, slaving away in tormenting heat.
But fear not, for I am here now:

First: Aldurin. This one gave me a chuckle first read.
Second: Flare. Best runner up.

Most honourable mention: rpgdemon, because this is the exact sentiment this image conveys. It simply isn't good enough to be used as a caption, however.

[Aldurin]

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/277/1/9/that_creeper_is_a_spy_by_riyuzakisan-d302rov.png

[Thadius]

GENTLEMENssssssssssssssssssssss

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Cantsleepspieswillgetmecantsleepspieswillgetmecant sleepspieswillgetmecantsleepspieswillgetme...

[Flarecobra]

Go away Doc.

[Kerensky287]

"He has a cloak watch?! I thought it was just server lag!"

[Specterbane]

Pet Rock, you're my one true friend. I hope we're never parted.

[Loyal]

Those TRUTH anti-smoking campaigns are getting weird.

[rpgdemon]

I have a theory: If I say the same thing, twice, it will by some crazy twist of fate be terrible/unmemorable the first time, but fitting and honorably mentionable the second.

[Aldurin]

First to Flare, Second to Shy.

Dishonorable mention goes to rpgdemon for being too much of a pansy to actually try and participate in this thread even though he's still posting for attention.

[rpgdemon]

Phase one: Complete!

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/448486-ZVF8ELH.jpg

[Aldurin]

"I specifically designed this test to see if the human brain could become damaged through sheer illogical input, though it will be very unlikely with the amount of body mass you have insulating your brain."

[Doc ock rokc]

"It was once believed that the artiest known as M. C. Escher drew mathematically correct drawlings. That outright fabrication. He was however very close. Aperture Science took interest in his work and created what is now know as The Escher Project."

[rpgdemon]

"The worst part is that once you figure everything out and get to the door, it just loops back to a new, identical, test chamber."


Oh, wait, sorry. Here you go then.

"I have a theory: If I say the same thing, twice, it will by some crazy twist of fate be terrible/unmemorable the first time, but fitting and honorably mentionable the second."

[Thadius]

"The Apeture Science Facility would like to apologize for this clearly broken room. Make no attempt to solve this impossible test."

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

"No worries, I'll have this solved in 10 seconds flat."

[Kerensky287]

"Oh geez I hope this doesn't involve any momentum puzzles."

[Loyal]

Well as long as there aren't any turrets I think I can manage...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Well as long as there aren't any turrets I think I can manage...

Look in the top right.

"The 60s were a weird time for everyone, and Aperture Science was no exception."

[Bard The 5th LW]

Anything for the Companion Cube

[Flarecobra]

Doc Wins
Shy second.

The Bloody award would go to Loyal but he was shot by Obvious Turret.

Dash Award goes to Hawk.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Dash Award goes to Hawk.

Hehe, yeah, I knew you'd like that one Flare.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/epic-win-photos-balaclava-win.jpg

[Melfice]

Surface dwarfs. Disgraceful.

[Osterbaum]

Beards over babies? Bah. How about beards ON babies!

[Aldurin]

If you think that kid is gruff and tuff, you should see his dad.

[Thadius]

Urist McChild has been content lately. He was caught in the rain recently. He was forced to eat vegetables to survive. He enjoyed a rather nice game recently. He admired a rather nice caption contest recently.

[Kerensky287]

Lumberjacks. Start 'em young.

[Flarecobra]

Child has beard. Arguements invalid.

[Specterbane]

Parents, be on the look out for signs of early on-set Paul Bunyan's disease. A message from Dr. McNinja (http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/1p8).

[Doc ock rokc]

first Specter
then flare
honorably Kernsky

[Specterbane]

http://www.inc.com/uploaded_files/image/BadWeather_Pan_7056.jpg

[Flarecobra]

Reason #5 why using Pokemon moves in real life rarely works the way you want them.

[Kerensky287]

The Minecraft fans were less than enthused about the addition of the new weather system.

But with all of the creepers about, at least it wasn't a thunderstorm.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Later that day, Frosty the Snowman died of Frostbite.

[rpgdemon]

The hazards of living under a giant's bed.

[Thadius]

If I had known singing 'Let it snow' would summon an actual blizzard, I would have thought twice about doing it.

[Aldurin]

Needless to say, the young mage was on the fast track to graduation after his first exam when he attempted to cast Blizzaga for extra credit.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Damnit, God ran out of Head & Shoulders again.

[Doc ock rokc]

If I ever see ray of the Ghost busters remind me to hit him for Goozer

[Specterbane]

Ehh, close enough to time.

First Place goes to Flare.

Second Place is for Bard.

And Doc get's the honorable mention.

[Flarecobra]

http://sadpanda.us/images/426744-CN2GSF8.gif

[Bard The 5th LW]

Hehe... Moby Dick.

[Kerensky287]

"Quick, Robin! Hatch that dinosaur and LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

[Aldurin]

"Holy floating-head-of-doom, Batman! I didn't realize the Joker had a defense system for that key."

[Thadius]

What Batman's thinking: I hope Mario gets better soon so I can stop filling in for him! The next level is the ice one!

[Loyal]

This does not rank even 40% on Batman's weird-shit-o-meter. He's used to far worse.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Where's Gamefaqs when you need them?!

[Flarecobra]

Kerensky won

Thad second. (Seriously, is there anyone that actually likes ice levels?)

[Thadius]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-JfSMgxwmPs/TMGsKqZwo1I/AAAAAAAAAC4/5vJVopgUEdo/s1600/creeper6.jpg

Have at thee.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Little is known about the true biology or psychology of creepers, as most of them perish in captivity due to a failure to thrive (as evidenced by this specimen's loss of color).

[Bard The 5th LW]

In conclusion to this experiment, Creepers are capable of destroying anything and everything except the interior of a plastic/glass jar.

[Aldurin]

Unfortunately you only get one try to figure out that creepers can leave gray decoys of themselves if they are forced into captivity, allowing them to resume their sole purpose in life.

[Specterbane]

Joey would've made a great pet, but sadly Billy forgot to poke holes in the lid.

[Kerensky287]

"Hold on, I forgot to punch holes in the lid."

"No wait WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAAH"

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Loyal]

Games Workshop has been collaborating with Notch for a new tabletop product line. This is the prototype of their first model, still unpainted.

[Flarecobra]

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz...ZZZZZZzzzzz....

[Melfice]

The latest from Mojang Armouries AB: The Fragmentation Creeper®.
Also known as the FragCreep®.

[Thadius]

Think I'm gonna have to go with Melfice on this one, with Bard pulling in a close second.

[Melfice]

Not sure if we've seen this one before, but:

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb458/MelficeSilesius/Dog_cupcake_tease.gif

[Flarecobra]

This dog. Look at thi..oh hey, cupcakes!

[Aldurin]

Hello. How are you? Look at what is in your paw. What is now in my hand is a platter of cupcakes. Now look back at m- STOP STARING AT THE CUPCAKES!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'd like to go behind the shed now.

[Kerensky287]

"Where did my life go so, so wrong?"

(this is an edit... is it okay to do that? I don't really know, but I couldn't resist and my old one was stupid)

[Thadius]

The dog gained the ability to see FOREVER. Sadly, what he saw was mostly cupcakes.

[Melfice]

Kerensky. I think I remember the original one. That one made me laugh. Your current one makes me laugh too, so... go for it!

Thads, if the dog could have just looked past the cupcakes, it would have seen - and told you - that you're in second place.

[Kerensky287]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb22/Kerensky287/1304359743036.jpg

[Thadius]

This room ain't big enough for the two of us.