How to Spot a Masturbator

[Kim]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Because you have to sleep in your bed.

A fair point, though that's kinda why people wash their sheets every once in a while. That, and all the dead skin that your body is constantly leaving behind I mean eeeeewwwwww. Dead skin is far grosser than semen.

I'm sure a lot more guys whiten their sheets by accident than intentionally.

I'm not sure I agree with your assessment.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by NonCon

A fair point, though that's kinda why people wash their sheets every once in a while. That, and all the dead skin that your body is constantly leaving behind I mean eeeeewwwwww. Dead skin is far grosser than semen.

Dead skin isn't sticky.

I'm not sure I agree with your assessment.

Speaking from my own experience with a laptop, I'm sitting on my bed with it right now and the last thing I'd want is to put my elbow into something unsavory, much less sleep in it. Just a sample size of one for all it's worth.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Dead skin isn't sticky.

Dude, you are such a baby. Have you never had a Wet Dream before man? Shesh. Nothing wrong with Wankin it in the bed. Though in the Shower with a TV screen to play the porn be kinda cool too.


To NonCon's post: What, The, Fuck! Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK. I would have been happy not knowing that...Super Glue? Not only that, it should be considered abuse.

Man, I so hope Gat pets go to heaven. I think almost all male dog's are bisexual!

[CelesJessa]

All I'm going to ask is: Is it bad that when I first read the topic title that I took "spot" as, like, what people do for each other when doing gymnastics? I was really curious why one would need a spotter for masturbation...

Also yeah I'm getting hardcore satire vibes from this website.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

All I'm going to ask is: Is it bad that when I first read the topic title that I took "spot" as, like, what people do for each other when doing gymnastics? I was really curious why one would need a spotter for masturbation...

I'd be guessing so that the guy didn't jerk so hard he pulled of skin or something? Or it's a kink thing!