How to Spot a Masturbator - Page 8

Premmy · 05-14-2010, 03:04 AM

And you would not BELIEVE how smelly her bed was.

Osterbaum · 05-14-2010, 03:12 AM

But atleast it was the softest bed ever.

bluestarultor · 05-14-2010, 03:14 AM

The rest of you guys don't need to worry. There's always hope.

POS Industries · 05-14-2010, 03:16 AM

After all the horrible things that came out of there last time she opened it up, I don't really have any desire to go in there digging for it, personally.

Premmy · 05-14-2010, 03:21 AM

You shouldn't talk about your mother like that, POS.

POS Industries · 05-14-2010, 02:37 PM

See, the difference with her is that there was never any hope inside to begin with.

Token · 05-14-2010, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

The rest of you guys don't need to worry. There's always hope.

It's kind of hard to think "All will be well" when we're talking about waterbeds full of cum BURSTING.

Ecks · 05-14-2010, 06:13 PM

God dammit, I hate it when I miss these threads.

Next time, fuck mowing the lawn. Because I can always do it tomorrow. ALWAYS.

Wigmund · 05-14-2010, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

It's kind of hard to think "All will be well" when we're talking about waterbeds full of cum BURSTING.

I'd figure the cumbed would become sentient and escape. Then you'd have cumblobs going around devouring hookers, Japanese schoolgirls and who knows what else.

Mondt · 05-15-2010, 12:55 PM

I saw this a while ago and I thought it was satire. Like, most of it reads like crazy people but there are sentences here and there that literally make no sense.

05-14-2010, 03:04 AM	#71
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	And you would not BELIEVE how smelly her bed was. __________________ Drank

05-14-2010, 03:12 AM	#72
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	But atleast it was the softest bed ever. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

05-14-2010, 03:16 AM	#74
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	After all the horrible things that came out of there last time she opened it up, I don't really have any desire to go in there digging for it, personally. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

05-14-2010, 03:21 AM	#75
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	You shouldn't talk about your mother like that, POS. __________________ Drank

05-14-2010, 02:37 PM	#76
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	See, the difference with her is that there was never any hope inside to begin with. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.