Corrupted Wishes - Page 16

BitVyper · 07-25-2010, 01:29 PM

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Granted, except all that enlightenment causes your brain to explode with the contradiction of it all. You are now a gibbering mess of a human who can't stop drooling on everything.

Exactly as keikaku!

Rejected Again · 07-25-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

[Hack slash ect]
I wish I had Dave Strider's Sun-glasses.

Granted! You are attacked by 5 rather large men who hold you down and rivet a solid cast iron replica of those sun glasses. Enjoy.

I wish this job interview goes well tomorrow.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-25-2010, 03:22 PM

Worth it.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-25-2010, 03:23 PM

Granted. The interview goes well and you get the job. Too bad that you end up hating the job and you go crazy.

I wish my hands were made of delicous Cheetos that only I could eat.

Arhra · 07-25-2010, 05:38 PM

Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands.

Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs.

Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it.

I wish I was a polyglot!

bluestarultor · 07-25-2010, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Arhra

Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands.

Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs.

Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it.

I wish I was a polyglot!

You now know Aramaic, Old English, and Latin, but nothing else. Good luck functioning in society. Maybe you can muddle through in France or Italy.

I wish I didn't have to leave my cat behind while living in the dorms.

The Sevenshot Kid · 07-25-2010, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Arhra

Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands.

Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs.

Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it.

I regret nothing.

Kyanbu The Legend · 07-26-2010, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

You now know Aramaic, Old English, and Latin, but nothing else. Good luck functioning in society. Maybe you can muddle through in France or Italy.

I wish I didn't have to leave my cat behind while living in the dorms.

Wish granted, your cat becomes a part of your body now.

I wish Swat Kat: Radical Squadron was revived and continued.

krogothwolf · 07-26-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

Wish granted, your cat becomes a part of your body now.

I wish Swat Kat: Radical Squadron was revived and continued.

Granted, expect it is now a live action tv series and the new creators decide to add a new character to spice up the show, a mouse for the team with a telepathy and who continuously makes comments that are supposed to be witty and humorous but are in truth annoying and pathetic.

I wish Zombie Jesus would attack the Vatican.

Bard The 5th LW · 07-26-2010, 11:04 AM

Granted. It is interpreted as a sign of Rapture, so all Catholics in the world take up weapons and go on a killing spree to make others either ascend or descend into the afterlife.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

07-25-2010, 05:38 PM	#155
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	Do you even need to corrupt this one? I mean they won't grow back, they dissolve in water, they're fragile and once they've been eaten, you have no hands. Uh, your wish gets granted while in a dog park full of extremely hungry Cheetos loving dogs. Really the fact only you can eat them just makes it worse if you think about it. I wish I was a polyglot! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* *These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

07-25-2010, 03:22 PM	#153
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Worth it.

07-26-2010, 11:04 AM	#160
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Granted. It is interpreted as a sign of Rapture, so all Catholics in the world take up weapons and go on a killing spree to make others either ascend or descend into the afterlife. I wish for a zombie apocalypse.