SMB FOR PRESIDENT - Page 2

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-13-2011, 05:15 PM

ARE YOU CLAIMING MEXICO IS NOT A RIGHTFUL PART OF AMERICA?
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SPANISH?

mauve · 01-13-2011, 05:16 PM

I hesitate to cast my vote for anyone with such a blatantly wasteful username. All those sparkles and italicised letters, and he's not even a mod. How do we know he won't treat all matters with such opulent overspending?

I for one don't trust this fellow.

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-13-2011, 05:19 PM

My opulence is demonstrative of my extreme wealth. My extreme wealth is clearly testament to my good sense, intelligence, go-getter attitude and clearly fitness to lead.
Some new laws:
1) People earning less than $1,000,000 are deprived of all citizenship rights, the right to due process and legal representation....
2) The above clause applies to all people of colour irrespective of income.
3) Those earning under $100,000 must provide the government with 20 hours labour a week, the object of their labour to be decided by the ten richest men in the country. This will replace any need for an income tax

Token · 01-13-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

My opulence is demonstrative of my extreme wealth. My extreme wealth is clearly testament to my good sense, intelligence, go-getter attitude and clearly fitness to lead.
Some new laws:
1) People earning less than $1,000,000 are deprived of all citizenship rights, the right to due process and legal representation....
2) The above clause applies to all people of colour irrespective of income.
3) Those earning under $100,000 must provide the government with 20 hours labour a week, the object of their labour to be decided by the ten richest men in the country. This will replace any need for an income tax

That's... that's bullshit! Wait... Hang on...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

2) The above clause applies to all people of colour irrespective of income.

It seems there is a contradiction in your testimony.

You've been insinuating that you wish to become the president of the United States, even going so far as to accuse Geminex of being Spanish. And yet...

You spelled "color" with a "u!" Riddle me this, Smarty McForeignerpants...

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE UNAMERICAN THAN SUPERFLUOUS VOWELS?

Professor Smarmiarty · 01-13-2011, 05:55 PM

A typo! I swear! My big fat sweaty american fingers can't easily distinguish keys. I must have hit the u while removing my hand from the o.

Aldurin · 01-13-2011, 05:57 PM

Smarty, the problem is that every country already has a leader, the best thing you can do is make you own country and rule it's population of 1 with an iron fist.

ChaoticBrain · 01-13-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE UNAMERICAN THAN SUPERFLUOUS VOWELS?

Bikuz ez wi ar al awer, Ameriken Inglish hez cumplitli dun awei with suprfluis letrz.

Token · 01-13-2011, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

A typo! I swear! My big fat sweaty american fingers can't easily distinguish keys. I must have hit the u while removing my hand from the o.

A likely story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aldurin

Smarty, the problem is that every country already has a leader, the best thing you can do is make you own country and rule it's population of 1 with an iron fist.

Smarty already rules himself with an iron fist, if you know what I mean.

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Originally Posted by ChaoticBrain

Because as we are all aware, American English has entirely done away with unnecessary vowels.

Not entirely, but it's made impressive strides. It certainly doesn't put up with any of that "u in color or flavor" nonsense.

Archbio · 01-13-2011, 06:04 PM

ll vwls r nncssr.

Just ask the Phoenicians.

ChaoticBrain · 01-13-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Not entirely, but it's made impressive strides. It certainly doesn't put up with any of that "u in color or flavor" nonsense.

Unforcunitli, wi stil tolureit suc unesisari letrz lyk "c", "q", "x", and "y", wic kud ithir bi dropd entyrli, or, ez this sentins deminstreits, kud bi riasynd tu bi yusfol wuns mor. Th' "c", for instins, kan bi yusd for "ch" sownds, and th' "y" kan bi yusd for the lang "i" vowl.

Tu bad itl nevr ketc an.

01-13-2011, 05:16 PM	#12
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	I hesitate to cast my vote for anyone with such a blatantly wasteful username. All those sparkles and italicised letters, and he's not even a mod. How do we know he won't treat all matters with such opulent overspending? I for one don't trust this fellow. __________________ Yoo Hoo!

01-13-2011, 06:04 PM	#19
Archbio Data is Turned On Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,980	ll vwls r nncssr. Just ask the Phoenicians. __________________ 6201 Reasons to Support Electoral Reform.

01-13-2011, 05:15 PM	#11
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	ARE YOU CLAIMING MEXICO IS NOT A RIGHTFUL PART OF AMERICA? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SPANISH?

01-13-2011, 05:19 PM	#13
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	My opulence is demonstrative of my extreme wealth. My extreme wealth is clearly testament to my good sense, intelligence, go-getter attitude and clearly fitness to lead. Some new laws: 1) People earning less than $1,000,000 are deprived of all citizenship rights, the right to due process and legal representation.... 2) The above clause applies to all people of colour irrespective of income. 3) Those earning under $100,000 must provide the government with 20 hours labour a week, the object of their labour to be decided by the ten richest men in the country. This will replace any need for an income tax

01-13-2011, 05:55 PM	#15
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	A typo! I swear! My big fat sweaty american fingers can't easily distinguish keys. I must have hit the u while removing my hand from the o.

01-13-2011, 05:57 PM	#16
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Smarty, the problem is that every country already has a leader, the best thing you can do is make you own country and rule it's population of 1 with an iron fist.