How to Spot a Masturbator

[Kim]

This is a very serious issue confronting America's youth

One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man's mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, 'That smells like semen.' If the boy's face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

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Goddamn this is so stupid it's fantastic.