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05-13-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

If you had a laptop, why not masturbate in bed?

Because you have to sleep in your bed.

Something that bothers me about the bed test: what about wet dreams? Seriously, part of puberty here. I'm sure a lot more guys whiten their sheets by accident than intentionally. And that's just as embarrassing for a teen to talk about. At least that's out of your control, though, rather than mucking it up on purpose.

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