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Forum: Bullshit Mountain 03-08-2010, 04:48 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 20,422
Posted By Madcow9000
I detect virgin. I'm not really sure why,...

I detect virgin.

I'm not really sure why, because it's completely possible that they've had sex.

To further clarify, I figure it wouldn't sting any more than soap on a cock.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-22-2010, 02:06 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,967
Posted By Madcow9000
I defend my right to spooge. Token or no Token. ...

I defend my right to spooge. Token or no Token.

Also, still too busy spooging to post.
Forum: Bullshit Mountain 02-20-2010, 10:08 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 6,967
Posted By Madcow9000
Can't post. Too busy Spooging.

Can't post. Too busy Spooging.
Forum: Dead threads 01-05-2010, 10:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,472
Posted By Madcow9000
Translation: I got my ass kicked. :P I'm...

Translation: I got my ass kicked. :P

I'm just messin with ya. You look good for a guy that just came out of a fight with two guys. I'm saying that you probably did win. Losers tend to be far more...
Forum: Dead threads 12-28-2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,762
Posted By Madcow9000
I guess you're right, but the problems of...

I guess you're right, but the problems of locomotion might be solved on the smaller scale and then maybe finding a larger one.

I know that mechs are rediculous and by the time we have to tech to...
Forum: Dead threads 12-28-2009, 04:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,762
Posted By Madcow9000
Here's a video I found of his robot on Youtube. ...

Here's a video I found of his robot on Youtube.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yomx7bXMf2U

It's amazing what he's done with his budget, but the noise her face makes when she talks would drive...
Forum: Dead threads 12-26-2009, 03:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,027
Posted By Madcow9000
I think Mashirosen just wanted to scare the new...

I think Mashirosen just wanted to scare the new guy.
Forum: Dead threads 12-25-2009, 01:19 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,510
Posted By Madcow9000
What are you doing here on Christmas?

I'm sure there's a few of us here like myself that are going to be sitting here on our butts and browsing NPF and the internet while most other people are off with their family's.

For whatever...
Forum: Dead threads 12-25-2009, 01:16 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,822
Posted By Madcow9000
This is NPF. We got virgins everywhere. You can't...

This is NPF. We got virgins everywhere. You can't browse a thread without tripping over at least three virgins.
Sharp pointy objects? Easily done. We're not exactly the most safety minded.
Good...
Forum: Dead threads 12-22-2009, 05:26 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 6,544
Posted By Madcow9000
I hope to avoid this whole situation that parents...

I hope to avoid this whole situation that parents inevitably go through by never having children.

I worry too much about the few people that I do care about. There's a reason I blow off the vast...
Forum: Dead threads 12-19-2009, 12:13 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 20,116
Posted By Madcow9000
When I was a cart pusher at wal mart I was hit by...

When I was a cart pusher at wal mart I was hit by cars on several occasions. Most were just bumps from ignorant drives but one lady backed out, hit me, and kept backing up. I got knocked down and she...
Forum: Dead threads 12-18-2009, 08:25 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 10,776
Posted By Madcow9000
It's been my experience in life that anarchy...

It's been my experience in life that anarchy wouldn't work due to willful public ignorance and general laziness.

The problem with not having any laws or governance means that if someone suddenly...
Forum: Dead threads 12-18-2009, 08:20 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,626
Posted By Madcow9000
Sounds like she just needed to release her inner...

Sounds like she just needed to release her inner ho.

:P Hope she enjoyed it because the repercussions are gonna haunt her for awhile.
Forum: Dead threads 12-18-2009, 08:16 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 20,116
Posted By Madcow9000
Don't worry about it. :P One of the ways I used...

Don't worry about it. :P One of the ways I used to deal with stuff like this is I'd crack the joke about my weight before anybody could get to it. Unfortunately that led to me mentioning it in...
Forum: Dead threads 12-18-2009, 05:38 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 20,116
Posted By Madcow9000
I refute this claims. I'm on the chunkier side...

I refute this claims. I'm on the chunkier side and when I've frequently had people come up to me and say stuff like that. Back when I was working at Wal Mart I even had a shopper ask me how I could...
Forum: Dead threads 12-17-2009, 11:02 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 20,116
Posted By Madcow9000
I sympathize with that poor girl so damn much...

I sympathize with that poor girl so damn much it's stupid.

Really overbearing and controlling parents are on the same level as neglectful parents to me. Both fuck the kid up.

Top it off by...
Forum: Dead threads 12-15-2009, 07:52 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,504
Posted By Madcow9000
I think it has something to do with the annoying...

I think it has something to do with the annoying popup ads on the front page.
Forum: Dead threads 12-15-2009, 06:16 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,603
Posted By Madcow9000
I think this thread is actually fitting due to...

I think this thread is actually fitting due to the fact that I lost a very very close feline companion of mine and I still don't think I'm totally over it.

Jack
August 2004 - November 2009

I...
Forum: Dead threads 12-07-2009, 06:56 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 6,208
Posted By Madcow9000
I come from Southern Mo. This area is seriously...

I come from Southern Mo. This area is seriously hardcore pro republican, racist, whitest, most anti Obama area in the country. And A lot, and I mean a LOT LOT LOT of these people would benefit...
Forum: Dead threads 12-05-2009, 01:14 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 14,650
Posted By Madcow9000
Broken Link is Broken.

Broken Link is Broken.
Forum: Dead threads 11-05-2009, 03:44 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,551
Posted By Madcow9000
I can field this one. I've actually had this...

I can field this one.
I've actually had this very conversation with a pastor once during a game convention. Funny enough he saw D&D as a teaching tool for the bible, but when we got into talking...
Forum: Dead threads 10-31-2009, 03:55 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,719
Posted By Madcow9000
Oh thank god! I suspected it was a troll but...

Oh thank god! I suspected it was a troll but couldn't quite put my finger on it.

That is a huge relief that there's not yet ANOTHER nutjob of this magnitude in the world. WHEW!
Forum: Dead threads 10-31-2009, 03:01 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 5,719
Posted By Madcow9000
D&D is of the devil, but marrying 13 year old girls is fine.

A friend of mine linked me this site.

http://www.ilmatar.net/~np/gameofsatan/#child



At first I thought this had to be a troll but after following some links, apparently this disturbed...
Forum: Dead threads 10-22-2009, 02:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,116
Posted By Madcow9000
This is totally relevant to the discussion. ...

This is totally relevant to the discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBw9E2Q_aY

And also I would absolutely love to see that movie.
Forum: Dead threads 10-21-2009, 09:16 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,114
Posted By Madcow9000
I love the elderly. No wait, scratch that. I...

I love the elderly.

No wait, scratch that. I hate them. Like a good 90% of them. I'm sure there are the nice old men and nice old ladies out there but I've never met one.
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