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Forum: Dead threads 02-17-2008, 08:13 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,301
Posted By Herr Doktor
I only read the Mail for garfield.

I only read the Mail for garfield.
Forum: Dead threads 02-16-2008, 06:18 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,490
Posted By Herr Doktor
Provide pictures of the wakizashi post-haste! ...

Provide pictures of the wakizashi post-haste!
What sort of hada does it have? Wht sort of hamon? THE HAMON, MAN, THE HAMON!
Forum: Dead threads 02-16-2008, 05:37 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,880
Posted By Herr Doktor
I know I swore never to return to discussion, but...

I know I swore never to return to discussion, but i'm breaking that oath, and risking a ban.

Fifth, thing one: You forgot alcohol.

Fifth, thing two: You just massacred your own rules. Keeping...
Forum: Dead threads 02-16-2008, 08:52 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,381
Posted By Herr Doktor
That abomniation scares the crap out of me, and I...

That abomniation scares the crap out of me, and I want one.
Forum: Dead threads 02-16-2008, 08:46 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,301
Posted By Herr Doktor
It's obvious that none of you are...

It's obvious that none of you are British,otherwise someone'd have posted that in today's daily mail, there's an article about them.
I'll go and grab the paper, then BRB
Forum: Dead threads 02-16-2008, 08:41 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,835
Posted By Herr Doktor
If anyone wants, i can spam up the thread with...

If anyone wants, i can spam up the thread with stale memes and myopic stupidity? Just say so, it's what i'm here for.

Ah, it's in general, so i need to actually post something sensible.
I always...
Forum: Dead threads 02-15-2008, 03:13 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,388
Posted By Herr Doktor
There there, mauve mage. In time you'll learn to...

There there, mauve mage. In time you'll learn to forgive and forget. Until then, cherish the burning hatred. It's almost as good.

As for me, i neither sent nor recieved a thingymabob.
Forum: Dead threads 02-14-2008, 04:32 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,381
Posted By Herr Doktor
'S interesting. Recently, i recieved an email...

'S interesting. Recently, i recieved an email from Abbey, telling me that there had been several attempts on my card, and that they needed to confirm that I was actually its owner. Please send all...
Forum: Dead threads 02-13-2008, 05:56 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,002
Posted By Herr Doktor
This is me thanking Fifth for his benevolence,...

This is me thanking Fifth for his benevolence, and once again raising questions on the point of this thread.
Forum: Dead threads 02-11-2008, 04:18 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Phobic, that's the one i meant. Gilette's...

Phobic, that's the one i meant. Gilette's original safety razor looked a lot like that.
Forum: Dead threads 02-11-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 978
Posted By Herr Doktor
Kerensky's right. Luckily, i saw this somewhere...

Kerensky's right.
Luckily, i saw this somewhere else.
It's not a flashlight, it's a death-ray!
Forum: Dead threads 02-11-2008, 07:57 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
You use a Gilette-type safety razor, Phobic? ...

You use a Gilette-type safety razor, Phobic?
Furthermore: I'm working on another razor (going to hollow-grind this one) and, to get the ebst results, i'll need a proper brush and some real soap. Any...
Forum: Dead threads 02-11-2008, 07:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 730
Posted By Herr Doktor
Tried to make thermite. Phale. Flamethrower's...

Tried to make thermite. Phale. Flamethrower's next.
Forum: Dead threads 02-10-2008, 01:22 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Pop!

Pop!
Forum: Dead threads 02-10-2008, 10:30 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Never.....sharp....ENOUGH

Never.....sharp....ENOUGH
Forum: Dead threads 02-10-2008, 07:14 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Here's an update on my face. Since yesterday, the...

Here's an update on my face. Since yesterday, the cuts have scabbed over much more, and i can see them clearly now. There's 3 on my chin, and 4 at the corner of my jawbone, (right near my jugular...
Forum: Crowd favorites 02-09-2008, 06:01 PM
Replies: 2,662
Views: 399,892
Posted By Herr Doktor
Alright, while we're on the topic of Cloverfield,...

Alright, while we're on the topic of Cloverfield, i'll interject.
Cloverfield Vs. Godzilla.
Discuss.
Forum: Dead threads 02-09-2008, 05:59 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Not even scissors? Of any kind? Even a straight...

Not even scissors? Of any kind? Even a straight razor struggles with thick, dense hair.
Forum: Dead threads 02-09-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
I'd rather do it myself. Understandably, i'd...

I'd rather do it myself. Understandably, i'd rather wave a sharp blade about my face myself, no matter how bloody i get, than let anyone else do it.
Forum: Dead threads 02-09-2008, 04:21 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
As i understand it: no. Also, if you beard's...

As i understand it: no.
Also, if you beard's too long, think about trimming it with clippers or scissors before shaving.
Another also: Be careful with the straight razor, if you get it. the left...
Forum: Dead threads 02-09-2008, 06:47 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Ack! At least disfiguring facial scars add...

Ack!
At least disfiguring facial scars add character.
Balls, got to wait for this to heal now before i can shave agin.
Forum: Dead threads 02-08-2008, 05:07 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 2,780
Posted By Herr Doktor
Shavin'

Hello there, hoomans, how is everyone?
So i went and watched Sweeney Todd, blah, blah, blah.
Really, it's all explained in this link:...
Forum: Dead threads 02-08-2008, 09:04 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,345
Posted By Herr Doktor
Fatal weight loss: Special edition. The Great...

Fatal weight loss: Special edition.
The Great CHOCOBO (IT'S TOPICAL!)- Collector's edition.
Beautiful banjo hero. Now with 16% fewer teeth.
Fruity kangaroo in space. No comment on this one.
Nasty...
Forum: Dead threads 02-07-2008, 05:18 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,885
Posted By Herr Doktor
Blood+ does good vampires. I somehow find Saya...

Blood+ does good vampires.
I somehow find Saya unbearably sexy, especially when she's got a tiny spatter of blood on her face....

Edited: Krylo raises some good points, Vampires are people too....
Forum: Dead threads 02-07-2008, 02:07 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,345
Posted By Herr Doktor
Revenge of the return's revenge's return....3

Revenge of the return's revenge's return....3
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